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2012-01-05T08:01:00.000-08:00

"Life is like a piano. White keys are happy moments & Black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys are played together to give sweet music..." │▌▌▌│▌▌│▌▌▌│▌▌│▌▌▌│▌▌│▌▌▌│▌▌│▌▌▌│▌▌│▌▌▌│▌▌│▌▌▌

--"In times of difficulty, don't say "Hey God, I have a big problem" instead say " Hey problem, I have a big God"

Girl: which is more important your life or me?
Boy- Before answer that let me ask u something.
Girl: sure.
Boy- what is difference b/w u and my life...!!♥

The true meaning of the word H.A.T.E.R.S... Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success!!

‎"People talk loud when they want to sound smart."

‎--Don't put your hopes up too high. Don't expect too much, because the higher you are, the deeper you might fall..!!

if the loser keeps his smile...the winner wil lose the thrill of victory

A WINNER NEVER QUITS....and......A QUITTER NEVER WINS.....

It doesnt matter what life throws at you, what's important is how you pick the pieces up afterwards.

‎--Stop caring what people think. Stop taking caution in your actions, listen to what you want, do what you want, this is your life. Live it..!!

--Try not to take things personally, what people often say is a reflection of them and not you..!!

‎--Don't worry when I argue with you,
worry when I stop, because it means there's nothing left to fight for..!!

‎--If people could learn how to smile as much as they cry, give as much as they take and love as much as they hate, this world would be a better place..!!

‎--If people could learn how to smile as much as they cry, give as much as they take and love as much as they hate, this world would be a better place..!!

Don't live in the past, because we'll miss everything that's happening in the present and things that will happen in the future.

‎--The saddest thing in the world is when two people, who at one time knew everything about one another, act like strangers..!!

The worst feeling in the world, is when you know you’re losing someone and there’s nothing that you can do to prevent being replaced :')

‎--So when you feel like there’s no more nothing left but the life you’ve broken.
No regrets.. No turning back..
Pick up yourself and tell them I’m just being me..!

The best way to get revenge on people that hurt you, is to show them you are happy and you can live without them. Xx ♥

The higher you build the walls around your heart, the harder you fall when someone tears them down

-Sometimes you have to give up on people.
Everyone that is in your journey is meant to be in your journey, But not everyone is meant to stay there ..!!

-Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason.. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it..!!

-Sometimes you have to give up on people.
Everyone that is in your journey is meant to be in your journey, But not everyone is meant to stay there ..!!

‎--Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing..!!

-Someone said to me "you're too pretty to be single" I said "no, I'm too pretty to be lied to, cheated on, and played with..!!

‎--Don't count what you have lost, just see what you have now . Because past never comes back but sometimes future can give you back your lost things..!!

Not caring what other people think of me
was the best choice I've ever made...

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones. :)

--Single, and in a relationship are just titles. Your HEART determines your true relationship status..!!

True love is not the number of kisses, or how often you get them, true love is the feeling that still lingers long after the kiss is over. .

If you truly love someone, no matter how hard the situation is, you wouldn't give up but instead you will fight for it.

Just because it is said that everybody deserves a second chance, doesn't mean we have a freedom to waste the first one :)

Sometimes a partner are like shoes.
The cuter they are, the more they cause you pain :P

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease and irritate each other, knock each other down, but can’t live without each other :)

Love is not only about saying " I LOVE YOU " but also to prove that you love someone and it is true.

‎"you never really stop loving someone. you just learn to try to live without them

-Don't waste your time thinking about what might have been. The past is gone and can't be changed. Make the future what you want it to be..!!

‎--It really hurts when u complain to some one,you love only to realize they're not even Bothering to listen..!!

‎--Never beg people to stay against their will. sometimes, the gift of goodbye opens up another door. move on but never move away..!!

‎--Sweetest part in life is to carry all the memories in life,But toughest part is to say without the person who is behind those memories...!!!

Saying and Quotes 3

2012-01-03T11:17:00.000-08:00

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones.

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired"

"If I tell you, I love you, can I keep you forever"

"...Just refreshed her facebook page and there are still no wall messages"

"...Is proofreading your status"

"...The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart."

"...Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past you again?"

"..Love is a fire: But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell"

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is - be entertaining."

"Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."

"Life comes with no guarantees, no timeouts, no second chances, you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you, tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to fall in love, and most of all, live in the moment, every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back."

"the greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and differences and still finds you absolutely amazing.♥ "

"A real man doesn't love a million girls, he loves one girl in a million ways ♥"

"The longer you wait for something,the more you appreciate it when you get it, because anything worth having is definitely worth waiting for"..^_^

"If you had a chance to be someone else for a day.. Type in who and why.

...Hey you, looking at my status. Hi!٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶

"For The Next 24 Hours I'm Gonna Be Completely Honest (: Message Me Any Question And I'll Answer It, But Hurry Before Time Runs Out!"

"Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. . . . It mean that you've decided to look beyond imperfections!★"

"Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them, but you know they are always there when you need them"

"I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!!"

"I thought a thought but the thought i thought wasn't the thought i thought i thought!"

"♬Just chill folks.... ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ "

"The spaces between my fingers are where yours fit perfectly"

"...Sometimes, you just can't tell anybody how you really feel... not because u don't know why, not because u don't know ur purpose, not because u don't trust them... but because... you can never really find the right words to make them understand"

Express yourself about what you feel and your mantra of life in your facebook profile. Use any of the good quotes to live by. If not quotes, just write a few lines about yourself.

"If U feel stressed, give urself a break. Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy and cake. Y.? Bcoz STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS!! Enjoy Life.:-), That's my style? Come, Join me..."

"Poke me if you have had a crush on me , like this if you think i'm cute , inbox me if you ever wanted a relationship , put a smile if we are friends =] , put an angry face if you don't like me :@ or put a heart if you wanna be more than friends ♥ . Now let's see who is brave enough to put this as their status :)"

"Love me or Hate me. Either way im still on your mind :p"

"I am The Author Of My Life" && I'm Currently Writing In Pen; I Can't Erase My Mistakes All I Can Do Is Learn From Them; Everything I've Been Through In Life; Shapes Me Into The Beautiful Young Lady I am Today; As The Days Go On I Get Wiser && Strong ... ♥ ...

"Would like the opportunity to prove that winning the lottery would NOT ruin my life"

I'm thinking about thinking but i don't know what to think about so i think i should just stop thinking before i think too much! :P

"Wants to say thank you to all the people who walked into my life and made it outstanding and all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic "

"Some things are worth FIGHTING FOR, some things are just NOT WORTH the fight, and everything else..JUST SHAKE YOUR HEAD AND LAUGH..It doesn't matter anyway!

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: Same thing.

I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong.

World Population Rank: 1. China 2. India 3. Facebook 4. USA 5. MySpace 6. Indonesia 7. Brazil 8. Twitter

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is beautiful throw the apple away!

This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Some men inherit money, some earn it, and some are lawyers.

Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does??

If I were any more single, I'd be a fraction. :)

I am in a relationship with studies and it's complicated :">

When I'm bored, nobody texts me, but when I'm busy, my phone blows up.

Is that your ex? No, that's the biggest mistake of my life.

If Google can't find it, you are screwed.

I stepped on a cornflake. Does that mean I'm a cereal killer?

Yo Mamas So Fat She Downloaded Cheats For Wii Fat!

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Computers: Working daily to make the human brain obsolete.

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

I once cried when I had no Facebook....Then i met someone with no Internet!

If "poli" means many, and "tics" mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does "politics" mean?‌

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

You don't know a woman till you've met her in court.

I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

My Facebook wall is broken.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him?"

►A girl updated her status "I got my periods..."
47 boys commented "Thank God"
and 23 liked her status◄

►If a girl has 500 likes in a photo and 450 comments,Whats missing?..
►
► Her CLOTHES!!

▲▽▲ pretty girls who are unaware of their looks are

more attractive than gorgeous girls who flaunt it.

8 year olds today have Facebooks, twitter, phones, ipods. When i was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.

►A husband and wife is sleeping together. Suddenly the wife shouted:"run my husband is coming!!". Suddenly the husband jumped off and ran away

in this case who is the cheater?!!

►Gonna let my future kids watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived :)

►Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian
►Dad: ok it's cool
►Second daughter: I'm also a lesbian
►Dad: Christ! Doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
►Son: I do

Warning :

If you ever receive an e-mail that reads, "You have just won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.",

DO NOT OPEN IT!
It contains two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert :P

Admit it......

At least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.

When i was little i used to close the fridge door really slowly just to see when the light went out.

Like if u did that too :)

My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working
.
I realized that my neighbors haven't paid the bills...
how irresponsible they are.

"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." ~ Les Brown

"Being miserable is a habit. Being happy is a habit. The choice is yours." -Tom Hopkins

"The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind."

Success is the proper utilization of failure.

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.

You've got to be before you can do, and do before you can have.

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

Satisfaction does not come with achievement, but with effort. Full effort is full victory. - Gandhi

Adversity it sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Thomas Carlyle

"God gives every bird a worm, but he does not throw it into the nest." Swedish Proverb

Don't quack like a duck.. soar like an eagle. - Ken Blanchard

There's no greater happiness in this world than to see your child grow and realize his dreams and not just your own.

Life isn’t what you want it to be, it’s what you make it become.

People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within.
-Ramona L. Anderson
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished.

Best things in life are sometimes the ones we always see yet we fail to notice.

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.~Dale Carnegie

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. -Will Rogers

The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen. - Frank Loyd Wright

A good plan is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. -General George S. Patton

Money is what people without talent use to keep score. -Jeremy C. Epworth

"I could do this thing good and I could go home with a happy feeling that I've changed the world"- A Facebook Software Developer

We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.

You cannot dream yourself into a character: you must hammer and forge yourself into one. - Henry D. Thoreau

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

To succeed in life in today's world, you must have the will and tenacity to finish the job. - Chin-Ning Chu

The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they miss. -Thomas Carlyle

The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces.

Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. -H.L. Hunt

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

I've learned that when things seem to go wrong, stay calm and wait till you see the bigger picture.

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go.Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself and sometimes good things fall apart so better things call together.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ~Bill Cosby

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.~David Brinkley

Sometimes the only way to protect the people you love is staying away from them. - Fernando Sucre

Don't waste your time searching and wishing. Grow and be ready...and you'll see God will give you a love story far better than you could ever dreamed of. - President Gordon B. Hinckley

Most people walk in and out of your life. But only true friends leave footprints in your heart

I ain't gonna give up on you. I ain't gonna give you up for in love, either you fight and live, or quit and die.

We could be a possibility~Tiffany Alvord

You gave me a reason for my being, and I love what I'm feeling. You gave me a meaning to my life.

Young women are much more than a list of characteristics. They have different personalities, different likes & dislikes. Some are easier to talk to than others.- Ryan Carr

Your purpose explains what you are doing with your life. Your vision explains how you are living your purpose. Your goals enable you to realize your vision

You already have every characteristic necessary for success if you recognize, claim, develop and use them." - Zig Ziglar

Sayings and Quotes 2

2012-01-03T11:06:00.000-08:00

If you can’t laugh at yourself then you shouldn’t laugh at anyone else, because it’s probably not funny.

You cannot always give 100%, you need to give more…or you will never beat those who give 110!

T Shirt Quote – It’s ok to talk to yourself, just don’t interrupt .

People fall in love not knowing why or how.Its so special feeling that it doesn’t require much answer.You just have to love no matter how stupid u become..

Friends never REALLY leave… they just go on vacation for awhile but they ALWAYS come come back.

Never walk in the footsteps of others, or you won’t leave any of your own.

Everybody wants happiness,
Nobody wants pain,
But you cant have a rainbow,
Without a little rain.

Beauty is about living your life and being happy with yourself inside and out and not worrying about what people think of you.

To be wise you must first be young and stupid.

A smile is a light in the window of the soul, indicating that the heart is at home.

Love cannot be measured by time, space or words. But rather, is the only thing that exists on earth with which we all can see evidence of supernatural origin.

The word life in unequivocal terms is still a challenge for scientists. Enjoy these challenging Life Sayings

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
-Robert Byrne

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.
-Charlie Brown

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.
-Hans Christian Anderson

Life is a Mystery.
-Metheatlas

All life is an experiment.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

A life without cause is a life without effect.
-Barbarella

Hinduism is not a religion, its a way of life.
-Swami Vivekananda

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
-Emily Dickinson

Religion is more than life. Remember that his own religion is the truest to every man even if it stands low in the scales of philosophical comparison.
-Mahatma Gandhi

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
-Danny Kaye

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
-Kahlil Gibran

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
-Marie Curie

The great business of life is to be, to do, to do without, and to depart.
-Viscount Morley

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.
-Reba McEntire

Life is a long process of getting tired.
-Samuel Butler

Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
-John Lennon

Human life is the only thing that takes care of itself.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

Life is the sum of all your choices.
-Albert Camus

The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they miss.
-Thomas Carlyle

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy.
-Angelina Jolie

«How a minority, Reaching majority, Seizing authority, Hates a minority!» — Leonard H. Robbins

«Remember, no man is a failure who has friends.» — It's a Wonderful Life

«Not doing more than the average is what keeps the average down.» — William M. Winans

«The reason most goals are not achieved is that we spend our time doing second things first.» — Robert J. McKain

«No one can go back and make a brand new start, my friend, but anyone can start from here and make a brand new end.» — Dan Zadra

«Too much sanity may be madness. But maddest of all, to see life as it is, and not as it should be!» — Miguel de Cervantes

«To be in your children's memories tomorrow, You have to be in their lives today.» — Barbara Johnson

«As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for.» — Lucinda Williams

«The deeds you do may be the only sermon some persons will hear today» — Francis Of Assisi

«Know whence you came. If you know whence you came, there is really no limit to where you can go.» — James Baldwin

«Its Friday! High Five!» — Chris Hankin

«Jesus has now many lovers of the heavenly kingdom but few bearers of His cross.» — Thomas à Kempis

«Sometimes you've got to be able to listen to yourself and be okay with no one else understanding.» — Christopher Barzak

«we travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.» — Anaïs Nin

«History of the world is the biography of the great man. And I said: The great man always act like a thunder. He storms the skies, while others are waiting to be stormed.» — Thomas Carlyle

«You have to rise above the squabbling and chaos, and keep believing. You have to always keep your goals in mind.” -Hera, goddess of marriage» — Rick Riordan

«As is a tale; so is life: not how long it is but how good it is, is what matters.» — Lucius Annaeus Seneca

«Hard work is a sure death but a slower one than starvation.» — Jim Hinckley

«The world will give you relief once ina while, a brief time out; the boxing bell rings and you go to your corner, were somebody dabs mrecy on your beat-up life.» — Lily Owens

«I gave them hope, and so turned away their eyes from death» — Aeschylus

«When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.» — John Muir

«It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.» — Benito Mussolini

«So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselssly into the past.» — F. Scott Fitzgerald

«Run and become. Become and run. Run to succeed in the outer world. Become to proceed in the inner world.» — Sri Chinmoy

«People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.» — Lucille Ball

«With common purpose comes, a mission and we should use it for far greater objectives, for human lives and to save our future generations.» — Santosh Kalwar

«vision is an idle dream at best and a cynical delusion at worst - but not an achievable end» — Peter M. Senge

«Trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.» — Molière

«The temptation of the age is to look good without being good.» — Brennan Manning

«Love is precious. Treasure it and those who give it. Lavish it more on those who don't.» — Shalonda "Treasure" Williams

«If you don't brand yourself, other people will. And I can guarantee you that they won't brand you in the way that you want to be branded.» — Catherine Kaputa

«Good words,' I replied. 'But deeds must prove it also; and after he is well, remember you don't forget resolutions formed in the hour of fear.» — Emily Brontë

«It all depends on you. If you want it to be different,it will be different. Don't look at the world with your eyes but with your heart.» — Avi

«Who, except the gods, can live time through forever without any pain?» — Aeschylus

«Whatever you have to say, leave the roots on, let them dangle and the dirt, just to make clear where they come from.» — Charles Olson

«He may become like a glass filled with a clear light for eyes to see that can.» — J.R.R. Tolkien

«A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What one can be, one must be.» — Abraham H. Maslow

«If you could only love enough, you could be the most powerful person in the world.» — Emmet Fox

«When you love someone you let them take care of you.» — Jodi Picoult

«We love our lovin'....but not like we love our freedom.» — Joni Mitchell

«It is love alone that gives worth to all things.» — Santa Teresa de Jesús

«It is part of the nature of every definitive love that sooner or later it can reach the beloved only in infinity.» — Rainer Maria Rilke

«The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the greatest intention.» — Gibran Khalil Gibran

«The young people were playing that still more absorbing game in which hearts are always trumps.» — Louisa May Alcott

«Live simply. Deepest joy is like a flower....beautiful in essence.» — Tony Samara

«Love is so short, forgetting is so long.» — Pablo Neruda

«Love simply is.» — Paulo Coelho

«We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end.» — Benjamin Disraeli

«There is no such thing as a lover's oath.» — Plato

«Reject hatred without hating.» — Mary Baker Eddy

«Love flourishes in expectation. Expectation strolls through the spacious fields of Time towards Opportunity.» — Umberto Eco

«Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country.» — George W. Bush

«One can no more approach people without love than one can approach bees without care. Such is the quality of bees...» — Leo Tolstoy

«There's always room for love; You just have to move a few things around.» — Anoymous

«You cannot control what you love--you watch it driving recklessly towards the broken bridge, the torn-up track, the horror of seventy years ahead.» — Graham Greene

«People like hurting each other... but loving is not a waste.» — Ai Yazawa

«Love and a cough cannot be hid.» — George Herbert

«The litmus test of our love for God is our love of neighbor.» — Brennan Manning

«I got my heart's desire, and there my troubles began.» — Lev Grossman

«When we love someone it is because we built that feeling, bit by bit. It's a choice. It's what we make only for ourselves...» — Bruce Brooks

«If you asked me if I loved him, I'd lie.» — Taylor Swift

«I love you. I love you. I send this message through my fingers and into his, up his arm and into his heart. Hear me. I love you. And I'm sorry to leave you.» — Jenny Downham

«love takes off the masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.» — James Baldwin

«I need the thing that happens when your brain shuts off and your heart turns on.» — Elizabeth Wurtzel

«My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.» — Maya Angelou

«A Christian community should do as Jesus did: propose and not impose. Its attraction must lie in the radiance cast by the love of brothers.» — Jean Vanier

«One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.» — Kurt Vonnegut

«I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university.» — Albert Einstein

«Do your own thing on your own terms and get what you came here for» — Oliver James

«Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.» — Yutang Lin

«Never allow a person to tell you no who doesn't have the power to say yes.» — Eleanor Roosevelt

«The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams.» — Oprah Winfrey

«That I shall love always, I argue thee that love is life, and life hath immortality» — Emily Dickinson

«If we allow that human life can be governed by reason, the possibility of life is annihilated.» — Leo Tolstoy

«If you want what's in the package you should at least know how to get the string off, is what I say.» — Margaret Atwood

«How can you do anything until you have seen everything,or as much as you can?» — Rudyard Kipling

«Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit.» — Gordon Parks

«Life is an effort that deserves a better cause.» — Karl Kraus

«I tried to contain myself... but I escaped!» — Gary Paulsen

«All that is transitory is but a metaphor.» — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

«The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera.» — Dorothea Lange

«The party in Alobar's head, which agitation and anxiety were throwing, now was crashed by a notion: existence can be rearranged.» — Tom Robbins

«An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding.» — Robert Louis Stevenson

«Live the way you want to live but try to listen what others have to say too. You can always disagree but try to find what is the alternative of disagreement.» — Santosh Kalwar

«I do not forget any good deed done to me & I do not carry a grudge for a bad one.» — Viktor E. Frankl

«Fate is nothing but the deeds committed in a prior state of existence.» — Ralph Waldo Emerson

«Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.» — Ralph Waldo Emerson

«Where is the stoplight that dreams of stopping me in my sprint? I will uproot it; knock it down. It will stop me no more-I will carry on.» — Heather Kristina Thomas

«Never work.» — Guy Debord

«Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" Auntie Mame» — Patrick Dennis

«Don't fall into the tap of infinite stupidity.» — Jeff Kent

«Out, out brief candle, life is but a walking shadow...a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.» — William Shakespeare

«Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.» — Mark Twain

«Hardships make or break people.» — Margaret Mitchell

«The best of us must sometimes eat our words.» — J.K. Rowling

«I would rather be attacked than unnoticed. For the worst thing you can do to an author is to be silent as to his works.» — Samuel Johnson

«Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.» — Neil Gaiman

«Writing is a job, a talent, but it's also the place to go in your head. It is the imaginary friend you drink your tea with in the afternoon.» — Ann Patchett

«When all the details fit in perfectly, something is probably wrong with the story.» — Charles Baxter

«When it's in a book I don't think it'll hurt any more ...exist any more. One of the things writing does is wipe things out. Replace them.» — Marguerite Duras

«After writing a story I was always empty and both sad and happy, as though I had made love.» — Ernest Hemingway

«Creation is a knack which is empowered by practice, and like almost any skill, it is lost if you don't practice it.» — Wallace Stegner

«But still I feel I waste a lot of time leaning on my elbow and thinking to myself, "alright sucker, now what?» — Peter S. Beagle

«I intend all my characters must escape from impossible situations; if they are not in trouble, then as a writer, I am.» — Cleveland W. Gibson

«Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegone» — Garrison Keillor

«Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird.» — Anne Lamott

«Remember to get the weather in your damn book--weather is very important.» — Ernest Hemingway

«Writers are archeologists of themselves.» — Vicki Grove

«Anyone who writes is too precious to lose.» — Carlos J. Cortes

«Read – and be curious. And if somebody says to you: 'Things are this way. You can`t change it' - don`t believe a word» — Cornelia Funke

«The habit of writing for my eye is good practice. It loosens the ligaments.» — Virginia Woolf

Pinoy Tagalog Quotes 4

2012-01-03T10:53:00.000-08:00

Minsan mahirap sabihin ang tunay na nararamdaman. Mahirap ipikit ang mata kung may nais kang makita.Mahirap kalimutan ang mga bagay na ayaw mong kalimutan. Pero ang pinakamahirap na gawin ay ang palayain siya kahit na alam mong gusto mo siyang manatili.

Hindi mo naman kailangan pang sabihin na mahal mo ako. Minsan isang matamis na ngiti lang galing sa magaganda mong mga labi ay sapat na para makumpleto ang buhay ko.

Sabi nila kalimutan na kita. Sabi nila maghanap na ako ng iba. Masasaktan lang daw ako kase ibang tao ang mahal mo. Ang sabi ko naman, mas gugustuhin ko pang masaktan nang lumalaban kesa sa masaktan dahil sa panghihinayang na hindi kita pinaglaban.

Sabi nila matatag daw ako. Tama matatag ako dahil sa'yo. Pero isang bagay lang naman ang kinatatakutan ko eh. 'Yon ay ang mawala ka sa piling ko.

Ang puso ko ay tumitibok para sa'yo. Ang labi ko ay ginawa para mahalikan ka. Ang mga mata ko ay ginawa para makita ka at mga kamay upang mahawakan ka. Bakit ganon? Siguro dahil nilikha talaga ako para mahalin ka.

Once in my life, I sacrificed my hapiness for someone else. Once in my life, I realized that I'm not alone. Once in my life, I put aside my pride. Once in my life, I loved someone more than myself. You know why? Coz once in my life I met someone like you.

Kung papipiliin ako between my life and you. I'll choose my life. Alam mo kung bakit? Because you are my life.

Ang pag-ibig ay parang isang pangako. Kailangan mo itong tuparin at kahit anong mangyari, hindi mo ito pwedeng kalimutan.

Nafeel mo na ba yung akala mo nakalimutan mo na siya. Wala na, tapos na ang lahat. Tapos isang araw nagkita kayo, ngumiti siya sayo at bigla mong nasabi. "Anak ng! Mahal ko pa pala tong taong to."

Sa buhay natin, may mga importanteng tao tayong hinahanap. Napakaswerte ko at nakita ko na ang pinakaimportanteng tao para sa akin. "Ikaw"

1 Minsan di sapat na mahal mo ang isang tao, at alam mo na mahalaga ka para sa ka niya, kc bago ang lahat.... dapat alam mo ang pinagkaiba ng MAHAL sa MAHALAGA LANG! love Sweet Tagalog sayings by Unknown

2 Anghanginkahitsanpwede pumuntapwede madamaat pwede omakasamaSamantala akonanditomag-isahabang iniisipka... Author : Unknown

3 what if the person you secretly love tells you that he already found the one he wants to spend forever withwould you be brave enough to ask who it is or just bear the pain not knowing it's you after all??? romantic Sweet Tagalog quotes by Unknown

4 Days can be tough and at times cruel, too much for one to bear alone. If you feel that you can't hold on any longer, i'll take your hand and we'll go through with it together. Author : Unknown

5 don't be surprised if one dayI avoid you and be goneIt's not that you've done something wrongand I hate you but because I'm 2 afraidto love and be hurt again Author : Unknown

6 if your heart feels empty, just tell me & ill step inside. but if one day you'll be needing that space for someone else, dont you worry, ill step out & gladly give my space. love Sweet Tagalog sayings by Unknown

7 We may not be lovers kissin each other, holding hands, exchanging i luv u's... i may not be ur boy or u as my woman.. but one thing is for sure... that wen i find someone lyk u... i'll marry her.. Author : Unknown

8 The time I asked you, bakit ka masaya? You answered kc kasama ko ang mahal ko... Then u asked me bakit ikaw parang malungkot....kasi kasama ng mahal mo ang taong mahal ko... romantic Sweet Tagalog quotes by Unknown

9 Paano kung sobrang in love ka sa isang tao, tapos isang araw bumalik ung una mong minahal... Cno pipiliin mo? Ung dati na gusto mong balikan.... o ung ngayon na ayaw mong saktan? Author : Unknown

10 Sana hanginna lang ako Author : Unknown

11 It's amazing how you easily fall in love with someone who simply smiles, talks or stares at you. The only hard thing to do is to make that person fall for you. love Sweet Tagalog sayings by Unknown

Isang araw, mawawala ka din sa isip ko. May papalit din sa'yo. Di ko alam kung sino. Pagdasal mo naman o, wag nya sanang saktan ang puso ko...tulad ng ginawa mo

someday you'll be out of my mind
there will be someone who'll replace you
I don't know who but
please pray to god
hope she'll never hurt my heart
like what you did to me

~~~
Masaya ako at nahanap kita
Lalangoy ako sa buong daigdig para maka feeling kita
Masaya ako kasi mahal kita. Miss kita, pero malayo ka. Kailangan kita, pero wala ka. inisip ko limutin ka at tumingin s iba, sh*t! hindi ko kaya! mahal talaga kita!
kasalanan ko rin ba na mahalin ka

I'm happy that I found you
I'll swim across the world just to be with you
I'm happy because I love you
I miss you because your so far
I need you but you are not here
I'm thinking of forgetting you and look for someone else,
sh*t! I can't, I really love you!
is it my fault, I love you this much?

~~~

Pag sobrang lapit mo sa isang kaibigan,
matutunan mo syang mahalin noh?
Kaya wag kang lalapit sa akin ha?
At baka mahalin kitaâ€¦
tapos yun pala para sayo â€œfriendâ€ mo lang akoâ€¦

whenever you are too close to a friend
you'll learn to love her right?
That's why don't get to close to me
because I might love you
all the while you only see me as friend

~~~

Bakit ba ganon? Pare-pareho sila. Lahat iniwan ako, lahat sinaktan ako. Pero bakit ganon? Gusto ko pa ring magmahal? Alam mo kung bakit? Kasi alam kong darating ka.

why is it
they are all the same
All of them left and hurt me
despite the fact, why is it I still want to love?
Do you know why?
that's Because I know you'll come

~~~

Pwedeng pahiram ng cell? Tatawag kasi ako sa heaven. Irereport ko na nakita ko na yung nawawala nilang angel. Pero teka, ok ka lang ba? Baka kasi nasaktan ka nung nahulog ka.

can I borrow your cell phone?
I'll just call heaven
I'll inform them I saw their missing angel
but wait, are you okay?
you might be hurt when you fell.
~~~

Galing ni god no? Alam nya kung saan magiging masaya ang mga taoâ€¦Kung saan sila pwede magmahal at mahalin ng totooâ€¦Kung saan yung langit dito sa mundoâ€¦ Kaya palaâ€¦Nilagay nya ko malapit sa yo

God is great isn't he?
he knows where people will be happy
where they can truely love and be loved
he put me close to you because it is where the heaven here on earth is

~~~~~~~~
bukas.. bka makalimot n tau pwedeng magkanyakanya..
na maaaring yun n ang katapusan kya bago
pa mangyari ang lhat ng un gus2 kong sbhin..
salamat.. binuo mo ang buhay ko..

tomorrow we might forget each other and part ways
possible it might be the end, that's why before it happens, I want to tell you
thank you, you made my life complete
if I leave
will you cry? sad? hurt? maybe I won't... I won't...i'm sure I won't.... leave you

~~~~~~~~~

Pag iniwan ba kita... Iiyak ka ba? Malulungkot?
Masasaktan? Magdaramdam? Cguro ako hindi...
Cguradong hindi... Kita iiwan

May mga bagay na gusto mong bitawan
parehas masakit gawin
pero mas masakit kung naabot mo na siya
pero kinakailangan mong bitawan dahil
nakahawak na pala sa iba

there are things in this world that you want to reach
there are things you want to let go
both hurts but it hurts more if you anve reached her but you have to let her go because she's holding someone else's

~~~

Gusto ko bago ka pumasok sa puso ko limot ko na ang dating mahal ko, dahil gusto kong ibigay sayo ang buong buhay ko, sakaling bumalik sya, di na nya ako makukuha sayo dahil PAGAARI MO NA AKO...
I want you in my heart after i've forgotten about her
because I wanted to give my whole life to you
just incase she'll come back, she can't have me because i'm all yours
~~~

kung isang araw magcing ka at
maisip mong nag-iisa ka't wlang kasama..
m2log ka ulit.. bka naiwan lang ako
sa panaginip mo dhil hangga't nand2
ako hindi k mag-iisa! pangako yan

if oneday you wake up and realize you are alone, go back to sleep
you might have left me in your dreams... for as long as i'm here, you'll never be alone,I promise

Filipino Tagalog Quotes 3

2012-01-03T10:44:00.000-08:00

Girl: Ikaw! Ang dami dami mong babae! Sino ba talaga yang nasa puso mo?!
Guy: Aba malay ko..
Lagi mong dala eh.

wen sumbody ask u abt me, i dnt xpct u 2say:
"mhal ko un eh" neither "mhlaga skin un!" its enuf 4 me
2 hir dis from u... " ah un c (name), mahal ako nun eh"

kung sad ka sabhin mo sakin kung bdtrip k, twagan mo
ko, kng wala ng nagm2hl sau, anjn me sa tab mo,
kng wala na lahat sau.....
yykpn kta at ssbhin....." and2 p ko & d kta iiwan noh!"

"alam mo may isang bagay lang akong gustong baguhin sayo..
alam mo kung ano yun???
apelyido mo..."

mine was i saw a really pretty girl on an ad. i sighed and said 'haay ang ganda nya' then my guy friend replied, 'mas maganda ka'.

"Aanhin mo pa ang bahay niyo...

Kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?"

Isang gabe me anghel na lumapit sa aken sav nia kukunin ka na daw nia hindi na nia itinuly alam mo kung baket kasai sav ko me langit na nga kau kukuni nio pa ang langit ko.!

kht ilang beses ako masaktan sau, d kta iiwan d ako susuko,dhl kung me 100 dahilan para iwan ka hahanapin ko un para lng ipaglaban ka

nakahanap na ako ng bago mag kamukha kau mas malambing sia sau at mas mabait sia sau pero me problema mas mahal kta

panu kung sobrang mahal mo ang isang tao tapos isang araw pinapili ka cnong pipiliin mo ung taong gustong mong balikan o ung taong ayaw mong saktan.?

angle ka ba???
.
.
.
aCUTE mo kc

tatak mo sa kokote mo !
na kahit ilang CENTRUM ang inumin mo hnd ka magiging COMPLETE

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.
.
KUNG WALA AKO SA BUHAY MO

"miss, Naniniwala kaba sa luv at 1st syt.?
kac kng hind, dadaan aq ulit,, slowmotion fa

yuko ka nga...
.
.
.
puso kouh kac nahulog pulutin mouh nga

Anong pinagkaiba ng PUSO ko sa BAHAY niyo...
.
.
.
.
sa BAHAY niyo, marami kang kasama,
sa PUSO ko, ikaw lang at wala ng iba. ♥

hindi tayo TAO. . BAGAY tayo. . BAGAY na BAGAY! NYETA ang KESO mo. .haha

miss KULANGOT kba? ANG sarap MO kcng BILUGIN. . haha!

meron ka bang eraser?
hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

pokemon ka ba?
kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba ke pikachu... ash: "pikachu! i choose you!"]

Para kang TABLE OF CONTENTS.
Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.

Limang piso ka ba?
Kasi sakto ka.

Do you drink yakult?
'Coz everyday you're ok.

nasan ka kagabi?
wala ka ata sa panaginip ko! (yun yon eh!)

‘ pustiso kb ? coz’ i can’t smiLe without you ..

para kang centrum.. coz u complete me.. haha!!

Kandila ka sana para pwde kitang itirik sa puso kong patay na patay sayo

bakit uso ang "po" s txt? elow po! muzta po? ingat po! anu b yan? paggalang? p-cute? naglalambing? o pagpaparamdam ng pagmamahal? anu po s tingin mo?

usually wen i fil slipy, i simply go 2 bed close my eyes & sleep.. but bcoz i have pipol lyk u in my lyf, i can't sleep w/o thinking.. "sana ok ka.." ingat k lagi....

sUm1 aSkd mE.. "if eAch pErS0n hAs aN aNgEL, y caNt wE sEe thEm?" i juz sMyLd nd sAid.. "bkt c ___, nkkta k0?"

Lht kayo nangakong d ako iiwn,mukng kaw lang ang 22pad dun..magling prn tlga ko kc nka kta pa akong gaya mo pagktps nla akong iwn laht..kla ko tlga wlang wla na ko..pro andyn ka na..ngagwa ko nnamn laht..

sbi nla pg dka mk2log me ngiicp s'yo at ngmmhal.. cgrado un taong un mis ka tlga.. kya kunD ka mk2log, sORI! di ko mapigilan eh..

Der r tyms dt m s0 kuLit dt u Lyk 2puT sc0thtape na 2 my m0uTh, mNsan im s0 isipbata dt u Lyk 2 tie me 2a tree pr0 kht ul do dat ol 2me, d kta iiwn kc love kta..

Minsan nalilito ka kung ano b ang dapat sundin ang puso ba o ang isip. Mas marami parin ang puso ang sinusunod dahil hindi ito pwedeng magkamali lalo na kung malinis at tapat ang hangarin nito

ngalit skn c Lord..sabi nya.. 'anak,kng san san kangppunta' tps,nkta nyang ksma kta.. 'o,bat ka kc lumapit dyn?' sb ko.. 'Lord,sry..kla ko kc langit e'

pag cnaktan k nya wag kang mananakit ng iba.. remember : don't do un2 oders wat u dnt want oders do un2 u.. pag cnaktan k ulit sun2kin mo bigla sbay tadyak! remember: it's better 2 giv dan 2 receive! hehehe..

pag masaya ka, masaya rin ako.. pag badtrip ka, badtrip din ako.. pag malungkot ka, malungkot din ako..pag nasa2ktan ka, nasa2ktan dn ako.. wala lang....gus2 lang kitang gayahin ahihihi...

alam mo b na ang tears ay mas special kesa s smile? bkit? kc ang smile pwedeng ibigay kahit kanino.. pero ang luha ay para s taong d mo kayang mawala sau.

Paano kung sobrang in love ka sa isang tao, tapos isang araw bumalik ung una mong minahal... Sino pipiliin mo? Ung dati na gusto mong balikan... O yung ngayon na ayaw mong saktan?

Minsan tinanong kita, ” bakit mo sya mahal? ”
sabi mo sa kin, ” kse matagal na napagsamahan namin”,
nainis ako kse manhid ka, di m0 man lang naisip na
kung gaano kayo katagal, mas matagal kitang hinintay

Importante ba yung word na mahal?
Ewan ko lang pero para sa akin mas importante ka,
lam mo kung bakit?
Kse how can i say “mahal kita”…
kung wala ka naman!!

Minsan ang daling sabihing
mahal mo sya pero ang totoo,
mas mahal mo yung isa!
pero bakit mo pinipilit na mahalin yung isa?
Simple lang! Syempre, para makalimutan mo
yung mahal mong talaga! Tama ba?

sabi nla masakit pag hindi ka nakikita ng ma
Ang hangin kahit sasn pwede pumunta pwede madama at pwede mong makasama, Samantalang ako nandito mag-isa habang iniisipka..

Minsan hindi sapat na mahal mo ang isang tao, at alam mo na mahalaga ka para sa kanya, kasi bago ang lahat..Dapat alam mo ang pinagkaiba ng MAHAL sa MAHALAGA LANG..

Tagalog Pinoy Quotes

2012-01-03T10:39:00.000-08:00

“Sabi nila ang taong nangungulit sayo mahal na mahal ka..
Kaya ito kinukulit kita at kapag sinabi mong, “baka maubos load ko”.
Sorry unlimited to gaya ng pagmamahal ko sayo.”

“Mahirap pag nakakalimutan ang dapat tandaan.
Pero mas mahirap pag lage mong natatandaann ang dapat kalimutan.”

ang luv prang yosi, kahit lam mo makakasakit cge p rin sa paghitit..lage cnsabi n titigilan na pro anjan na, d n mapigilan at madalas pag napasobra nahihirapan k ng huminga!

alala mo dati, dba umiyak ako..sabi mo.. "tama na..andito naman ako..hindi kita iiwan.."
ngayon umiiyak nanaman ako.. sabi mo.. "tama na.. ..makakalimutan mo rin ako.."

db masarap mgkaron ng theme song para sa mahal mo? d nakakasawang pakinggan..
pero ng mghiwalay kau, ang dating kantang ngbbgay buhay sau, ay xang kantang
unti unting dumudurog sa puso mo..

sinabi ko sa sarili ko na lilimutin na kita pinilit ko masakit ginawa ko mahirap ano gagawin ko?? tumakbo? magtago? saan? maliit lang mundo ko... umiikot lang sayo

mskit i give up ang feelings mo
sa isang tao,
pro minsan kailangan gwin dahil sa
sakit na maidudut n2..
pro ang 2nay na mskit
ay ung aminin mo sa sarili mo
na ang ginive up mo ay ang
alam mong
makakapag plgaya sayo

'wag mong
maliitin ang
mga taong
tanga pgdating
sa pag-ibig

dahil kapag
sila ay
natauhan,
sila ang
pinakamatalinong
taong
hinding hindi mo
maiisahan .

“kahit masakit, pinilit kitang kalimutan…
Kahit masakit, pinilit kong wag umiyak…
Kahit masakit, pinilit kong wag magtiis…
Pero kahit anong gawin ko,
kaw parin ang mahal ko eh…
Kahit masakit!”

Kala ko nun tapos na…
kala ko nakalimutan na kita,
di ko inaasahang aabot sa ganito…
nababaliw na ko sa pagmamahal sayo!
ito lang tanong ko,ako kaya…mahal mo?!

Noon sabi mo, hindi kita iiwan.
Magkasama tayo kahit na anong laban…
ipagtatangol, poprotektahan…
naniwala namana ko… nasiyahan…
yun pala hindi na natin kailangan ng laban….
Dumating lang siya…
alam ko na kung sinong talunan

"Kadalasan nakakatakot magmahal kasi nakakatakot umasa. Pero hindi ba mas nakakatakot pag nalaman mo na wala kang pagasa sa taong mahal mo? Pero pinapakita niya sayong mahalaga ka."

blita ko mhal mo p xa. 22o ba? Ouch! Sensya kn ha, mhal kc kta. Pro pag ayaw n nya sayo, d2 lng ako khit pnakip butas lng, ok na. Khit msktan pa ko, wag lang ikaw!

sabi mo di ka nanghihinayang na nawala siya sa'yo. o nagsisisi na iniwan ka niya, sa totoo lang, hindi ako naniniwala, dahil nakatulog ka'ng lumuluha sa tabi ko, habang pabulong kong sinasabi, "ako kaya iiyakan mo?"

paulit ulit lng buhy pag ibg e. mkikilala ko, mahuhulog ako. mgmmhal ako, mmhalin ako. iiwn ako iiyk ako. kung mhl mo nko puede hanggang dun nlng?. wag mo nko paiyakin.

pag may hinahanap ka tapos tanong nya, ano ba kailangan mo “insert endearment here” sagot ko ano kelangan ko? “IKAW” hehehe

me: ang tangkad talaga ng kapatid mo, pwedeng pwede maging stewardess.
her: bakit, ako hindi?
me: bakit ka pa mag stewardess eh piloto ka na ng puso ko!

Pra kng alak..hbang tumatagal lalong sumasarap! Ay ano b un! Haha

Boy: Alam mo, pag ksma kita... inaantok ako
Girl: Bakit? Boring ba ako?
Boy: Kasi masarap magpahinga sa tabi mo eh :)

‘ miss, pwede ba kta abutin ? ikaw kasi pangarap ko e’ .. hehe ..

B: musta na buhay mo?
G: ok lang naman. ikaw, musta buhay mo?
B: eto kausap ko.. :)

umalis ka nga sa harapan ko !
dito ka sa tabi ko .. :">

keyboard k b? type kasi kita! wahahaha

Kung ako'y pamasahe, ikaw naman ay gasolina...
Alam mo kung bakit?
Ikaw kasi ang dahilan kung bakit ako nagmamahal

sana holdaper ka na lang… para “ibibigay ko sayo lahat, wag mo lang akong sasaktan..” ooopppss.. lol..

Boy: Maliit pla ung kamay mo...
Girl: Oo nga eh
Boy: Bakit ganun? maliit nga kamay mo

...
pero paano mo hinawakan ung mundo ko?

ang piso ...
di lng basta peso yan!
bawat peraso nito
katumbas ng dugo't pawis ng ating magulang!
kaya pag nagtxt ako sau..
pag replay ka
mahiya ka nmn sa parents ko!...

..yabang morin girl noh!
kala mo kong sino ka!
gusto mo subsOb ko yang nguso mO
sa ngusO ko! HEHE! :)

sana I.D ka nalang!
kahit mawala ka!
alam nila na saakin ka! :'(

ang buhay co SIMPLE lang ..
wlang labis
IKAW lang ang kulang :))

pwede mo ba aqng samahan x sementeryo....................
upang dalawin ang puso qng patay na patay

subukan mO kya akOng ipa bLOoD typE..
pra maLaman mOng ikw ang typE kO..!!!

Girl: Antagal naman ng lalaking para sa akin.
Boy: Maghintay ka lang.. Anjan lang yun.. Magpaparamdam din yun..
Girl: EH ang hirap kaya maghintay.. :/
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Boy: Hello? Mas mahirap kaya magparamdam..

Boy:miss basketball k ba ??
Gurl:baket ??
Boy:lgi kz kta namimiz ee

Lumaki ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi dati hanggang balikat lang kita ngayon nasa isip na kita!
Lumiit ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi dati nasa isip kita ngayon nasa puso na kita!

Flirty Naughty Facebook Quotes 4

2012-01-03T10:23:00.000-08:00

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Do you need some ice? because you sure look hott to me.

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

God made butter, God made cheese, God made you, for me to squeeze

God made whiskey God made pepsi and when he made you he made you TOO DAMN SEXY!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I’m like chocolate I melt in your hands.

Believe In Love at First Site

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her — when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Every morning I wake up happy because I know I’ll see you.

Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?

Man: You look like my third wife!

Woman: How many times have you been married?
Man: Twice.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I’m like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here

’m a bad girl. I’m a sweet girl. I’m a fine girl. You can look but you can’t touch.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Can't wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.

My heart to you is given; Oh, do give yours to me; we'll lock them up together and throw away the key.

If you are gong my way I will walk with you.

I wish dreams were like wishes and wishes came true because in my dreams I am always with you.

Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.

I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Hey I just realized this, but you look allot like my next girlfriend.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes

Its not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

I would fly you to the moon and back if you’ll be . . . if you’ll be my baby.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness and others by sense.

Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.

Single and looking… anyone wanna be found?

Can not wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.

Can I borrow a quarter? What for?

I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one... You!

It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is hot And so are you

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

You’re so sweet there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store.

Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

I’m an organ donor, need anything?

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Is that love I see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?

Let’s not get engaged, not just yet.

Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine.

Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've done in my life.

If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!

My friend wants to know if you think I'm hot

From A to Z all that really matters is U and I.

Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

The only ONE(1) for(4) me is YOU(3)

Flirtation=Attention without Intention.

The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

Loving you is like breathing; How can I stop?

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Roses are red, violets are Blue, Sugar is Sweet but nothing compared to U.

I hope your day is as radiant as your Smile.

The shortest word for me is I

The sweetest word for me is LOVE

You remind me of my next Girlfriend.

My friend wants to know if you think I am hot

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

Beauty is power and a smile is its sword.

I get the best feeling in the world when you say HI or smile at me, because I know that even for a second that I've crossed your mind.

Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.

Every night I go home crying because I'll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

You are the like of my like.

Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

I’m 50% single.

Stolen kisses are always sweetest….

I get the best feeling in the world
when you say "Hi" or smile at me,
because I know that even for a second
that I've crossed your mind.

I'm not drunk,
I'm just intoxicated by you.

Just because I flirt
doesn’t mean I’m interested.

Most pictures may be
worth a thousand words,
but a picture of you
needs only one!

I did three things today
I missed you
I missed you
I missed you

If someone was
to write a story about my life,
the climax would be when I met you.

One who smokes, has a smoky heart,
One who drinks, has an alcoholic heart...
So dear you must stop eating sweets...
As you are already a sweetheart

If nothing lasts for ever,
will you be my nothing?

Your looks, your smile,
your kiss, your style,
everything about you boy,
drives me wild

If nothing lasts for ever,
will you be my nothing?

If someone was to
write a story about my life,
the climax would be when I met you.

The one good thing about not seeing you
is that I can write you letters.

Most pictures may be worth a thousand words,
but a picture of you needs only one!
Wow!

I know I should not miss you now,
For I no longer have the rights.
I know I should not miss you now,
For you are happier so.
I know I should not miss you now,
But I am sorry, for I can't help but miss you now.

The shortest word for me is I
The sweetest word for me is LOVE
The only one for me is YOU

Kissing is a means of
getting two people so close together
that they can't see anything
wrong with each other.

The spaces between your fingers,
are meant to be filled with mine

You can fall from the sky
You can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
Is in love with me

Flirty Naughty Facebook Quotes 3

2012-01-03T10:06:00.000-08:00

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.

There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.

I looked at a flower and thought it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen till I met you.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

You make me smile for no reason, yet I have every reason to smile about having you in my life.

I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you..

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

I’d be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Coz you only entered once, since then you never came out.

To be perfectly honest I don’t really give a damn what my status says. I’m just so glad your wasting your time reading it.

I have high double standards.

How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook..

The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.

If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours…

If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..

We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we’re done, ur deleted.

I didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH..

Like if you’re alive, comment if you’re dead.

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

I don’t have the heart to hurt you, that’s the last thing I want to do, but I don’t have the heart to love you, not the way you want me to.

If you don’t smoke, I don’t know why.

If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.

I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

You are the like of my like.

Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

I’m 50% single.

Stolen kisses are always sweetest….

I’m falling in like you know.

You remind me of my next girlfriend.

About: Funny quotes Flirty quotes

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

Flirtation: attention without intention.

My friend wants to know if you think Im hot

I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Ts not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Flirty Naughty Facebook Quotes

2012-01-03T09:59:00.000-08:00

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

I would fly you to the moon and back if you’ll be . . . if you’ll be my baby.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Flirtation: attention without intention.

Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.

Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

You’re so sweet there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

I’m an organ donor, need anything?

You remind me of my next girlfriend.

My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

Beauty is power and a smile is its sword.

It’s okay ….. you dont have to stop staring …….. that just means you’re interested.

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.

Single and looking… anyone wanna be found?

Can’t wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.

Can I borrow a quarter?
-What for?
I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. -William Shakespeare

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. -Joan Rivers

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -Emo Philips
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -Cary Grant

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. - Gloria Leonard
Graze on my lips, and if those hills are dry, Stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie. -William Shakespeare

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. -Redd Foxx
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein

I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.-Mariella Frostrup

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials. -Ronald Knox

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. -Yul Brynner

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. -Tallulah Bankhead
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. -Garry Shandling

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew

It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. -Alexandre Dumas

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. -Margaret Smith
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. -Bob Rubin
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. -Arthur Hoppe

Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it. -Roald Dah

There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -Woody Allen

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. -Sharon Stone
When lights are out, all women are beautiful.

Any piece of clothing can be sexy provided it is a very passionate woman inside it.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need place.
I remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

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2011-12-08T13:12:00.000-08:00

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that awkward moment when you get no likes, so you delete your status. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!

Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio

...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9

About: Funny Facebook Status quotes

"Username or Password incorrect." TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.

Live for today, because yesterday is over and tomorrow may never come.

I know eventually it will all be alright but right now it’s not.

That’s cute how you think that affects me. Truly adorable.

Everybody’s a self-made man, but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it

Don`t go that extra mile for someone who isn`t even worth the run.

Be wise in the decisions you make! sometimes it only takes a minute to make a decision, but you may end up spending a lifetimes regretting it.

People really should remember to engage their brain before they operate their mouth.

Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the false friend that hugs you. Careful who you trust don’t be naive.

The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition, there are no other copies!

It doesn’t matter what other people think of you, it only matters what you think of you. Don’t change because one person doesn’t like you.

There comes a time when you have to be strong, hold your head up high, and know you did your best! Don’t ever settle for less than what you deserve..

You’re the best thing that I have, I mean I had.

Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping.

You define your own life. Don’t let people write your script..

One of the hardest things to do is “TRUST”, especially when those whom you “TRUSTED” the most were those who betrayed you.

Everyday passes by and i am one step closer to the best thing in my life.

Being defeated is often temporary, giving up makes it permanent.

Sometimes, the questions are more important than the answers.

I love photos because the best thing about them is that they never change even when the people in them change and they remind you of the amazing feelings.

Never waste time on someone who does not have time for you. be with someone who will say “time is wasted if I am not with you”

Selfishness is better than selflessness. It’s like being happy without giving a DAMN.

We have so many needs in our life, but at the end of the day, all we need is to be needed.

Forgiving is easy, forgetting is hard.

What`s better? A lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?

To gain something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.

While you’re busy looking for the perfect person, you’ll probably miss the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy..

Never judge a book by it’s cover, or even after you have only read a few chapters, you should never voice an opinion until you know the entire story.

‎ And at the end of the day I know I did the best I could do

The best way to screw up your life is to listen to others when they tell you how to live it.

Never settle for less when you KNOW you deserve the BEST..

Remember… every thing in life is a Choice, and every Choice comes with a Consequence, whether good or bad, Stop and think before you Choose your Consequence!

Sooner or later it wont all be about looks anymore, it will be about whats inside, trust, loyalty and honesty and finding true happiness.

Life is meant to be lived by facing the challenges it brings.

The word “HATERS” begins with the word “HA” for a reason.

Learn to appreciate what you have before time forces you to appreciate what you had

The person who can find sorrow behind your smile… words behind your silence and love behind your anger, is the person who can hold you forever.

View life as a continuous learning experience.

Never put your happiness in someone elses hands.

The best thing in life is doing what people say you can’t do.

One of the best things in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still loves you and wants to be a part of all the craziness ..

Smile. It irritates those who wish to destroy you..

Good things come in good time.

The best feeling in the world is when you KNOW your heart is smiling..

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

Beauty isn`t measured by the number of likes of your picture on Facebook..

What made you happy once, might not make you happy now.

I`m in love with your statuses. You always make me smile…

In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.

Facebook really needs a `No one cares` button..

Log Out is the hardest button to press…

The awkward moment when someone likes your picture that you posted 8 months ago.

The best love story is when you fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.

If you don`t want me to cross the line, then don`t draw one.

3 Main rules in Relationships: Don`t lie, Don`t cheat, and Don`t make promises you can`t keep.

The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased. It can only be accepted.

The secret to happiness is not in doing what one likes to do, but in liking what one has to do.

Girls, being beautiful doesn’t make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful..

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword..

Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird, it still looks cute for you.

You’re always loved by me in ways you’ll never see.

People who are meant to be together will always find their way back.

It`s amazing how much you discover on facebook.

It`s not official until it`s on facebook.

Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?

You can`t face the problem if the problem iz your face.

The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased. It can only be accepted.

Instead of focusing on what’s missing, learn to appreciate what’s there.

The biggest problem in life isn`t the problem itself, but how people act upon it.

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

No surprises, my heart can’t take it.

A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you.

Wow, who knew life could be this amazing..

Life is good, usually but at this moment, life is amazing.

Life is simple, we make it complicated..

Love your enemies.It’ll confuse them..

sometimes my fabulous ness even amazes me.

You want know about who is amazing and has the cutest smile Read the first word again

coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,So when ur value increases, keep urself calm and silent

Life is good usually but at this moment life is amazing

Sometimes you have to let go of your fear to catch your destiny…

Some people only listen to, and believe what they want to hear, the truth, to them, is irrelevant.

Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.

My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments.

Strong is the new beautiful.

Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.

Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win.

The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.

The most positive men are the most credulous.

To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today’s events.

the most beautiful thing in this world is to see your parents smiling, and knowing that you're the reason behind it :)

I am a part of all that I have met.

Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.

Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving..

decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire..

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you…

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman..

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…

Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding the reason.

Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make…

The worst disease in the world is fear, and i am AFRAID of it..

Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..

Your beauty is so rare, nobody can find it.

Forgive Quickly. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Always appreciate the time you get, because you never know how much longer it`ll last.

Sometimes all the words in the world can’t describe a single feeling.

Life is a lot better if you just smile, even in the worst times.

Be your self and not what others want you to be.

You know why people say that you can’t Sleep when you are in Love, because for the 1st Time in your life you will find something more beautiful than your dreams.

It’s better to be a complete person than be a person who is always looking for someone else to make them complete..

Hiding your emotions is the worst thing you can do. Expressing them to the right person at the right time might change everything.

Trust is a small word with a big concept.

Shy persons have the Biggest Heart in the world.

Review your actions and so as each reflections of people around you..

Dont be in a relationship if you’re going to act single..

Argument may win the situation but lose the person, but Patience may lose the situation but win the person.

Beauty attracts the eye but personality captures the heart.

Don`t make decisions when you`re angry, and Don`t make promises when you`re happy.

Everyone has that special someone in their lives i just wish i could find mine.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

I never regret anything I’ve done in my past because it led to who i am today and who i will become tomorrow.

Respect can’t be bought or borrowed it must be earned.

Be yourself and let your personality be the flavor that makes you different, you are your own original version of success.

Never let what you are, but change who you are.

Sometimes you’ll never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

This world is but a canvas to our imaginations.

Sometimes all you need in life is someone to wrap their arms around you, hold you tight and assure you that everything is going to be just fine..

Don’t give up on those you love. Give them time, give them space, give them love, but don’t give them up..

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

God is closest to those with broken hearts..

Be confident. You`ll never get anywhere if you don`t believe in yourself.

Never settle for less than you deserve.

Don`t be sad because it`s over. Smile because it happened..

If you smile when no one else is around you really mean it.

Remember, You are unique, but then again so is everyone else in this world.

Nobody knows everything but everybody knows something..

If you want to change your life, change your mind.

Its truly amazing how there is 7 billion people in this world and somehow i find my one and only true love right here in front of me.

People’s words affect you only as much as you let them.

Don`t try to fix something that isn`t broken.

Luck comes when you decided to be lucky.

Just because you have a heart, doesn`t make you a human, you got to have emotions in that.

A person who irritates you is always the one who loves you very much but fails to express it.

There is No Status without you.

Look in my eyes and you will find me, but look in my heart and you will find you.

Deleting my feelings for you, ERROR! File too big!

I never stop loving someone. I just learn to live without them.

I pretend to look around but I`m actually looking for you.

Love is like a song. Whether good or bad, it seems to get stuck in your head.

Even some of the greatest people in life, started out as nothing.

Great personality will always make you more attractive than someone who only has a great face.

Classic book is a book which people praise, but do not read

Before you judge how I live my life, I suggest you take a good look at your own.

The beauty of life is, while we can’t undo what is done, but we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change.

You gave me a reason for my being, and I love what I’m feeling. You gave me a meaning to my life.

My life isn’t perfect but it does have perfect moments.

Count your age with friends but not with years.

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

Life is a lesson you’ll learn it when you’re through.

Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine.

All I want is someone who will stay, no matter how hard it is to be with me.

Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You’re looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.

That amazing moment when you post a comment on facebook and everyone likes it.

In the restaurant window, “Eat now Pay waiter.”

Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like frantically getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.

My wife had auto correct way before the iPhone.

Some thoughts should stay in your head.

You may not like what I do or my different view but that’s why I’m me, and not you

Hold on I’m getting an idea!

Don’t be like cigarettes, people buy you when they need you and step on you when they finish from you, but be like drugs, they DIE if they don’t have you..

You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.

If you wanna be successful in life, you have to work hard for it, but party harder.

Good morning. You are beautiful inside and out. Hit your day head on knowing this, and everything will be just fine.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize that you`re wrong.

Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

Never forgets a face..but in your case I’ll make an exception!

Dreams of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana..

You’re not an ugly person. You’re an exceptionally beautiful monkey.

Love is like fire. It can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.

I’m a nobody. Nobody’s perfect. So I guess that makes me perfect.

Not smoking also leads to death.

Forgive your enemies. It annoys them to no end.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use? Trainer replies: Use the ATM

Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to write on a wall.

Harush says if you want to be together you have TO-GET-HER.

I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.

Thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you.

I don’t get it, all my life I was told NOT to write on walls.

Behave, What you do today will be on Facebook tomorrow.

Some relationships are like tom and Jerry, they irritate each other, they tease each other, but they still can’t live without each other..

Growing older is compulsory Growing up, however, remains optional.

The best way to look younger, hang out with older people.

I’m usually charming, nice, and well manured, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now..

If you like me press like. If you hate me, go away. If you love me comment.

Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook talking never updates anything.

Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, it’s called a credit card.

I need 6months vacation, twice a year..

I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.

That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away.

Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.

I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing..

You and your rumors have two things in common, you’re both fake and you both get around.

If life give you lemons, squirt your enemy’s eye..

Well, We have a poke button, now we need a punch and pinch and kick button..

Facebook is a crazy house People poke each other all day have an imaginary pet farm and talk to walls

I don’t have issues, I have demonds and they are the ones with issues

I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you.

Sometimes the only one who can appreciate you, is you.

I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic..

I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience…

I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT..

If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read..

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me..

Thinks if Peter Piper picked peppers and Jack and Jill ran up the hill and Mary took her lamb to school, wasn’t Humpty Dumpty lazy just sitting on a wall?

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to it’s complicated.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later back on. its an endless cycle..

My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.

Life Sayings

2011-12-08T12:46:00.000-08:00

I don't know exactly what the future holds for me
but if I ask you now to meet me there, will you?
If not, I will ask the future to meet me now instead
So I can live my dream right here, right now, with you..

The world is a classroom of teachers and students where one can take the role of the other or both.

To take a stand to what you believe in is a measure of determination. To believe in yourself and not let it stand in your way is measure of perseveranc

"We are teachers and students at the same time. What we teach is limited to what we learn and what we learn is limited to what we choose to learn

How I long so much to hug you again.
I am staying right here until then...

And just as a fist clenched tight in anger
So does a closed mind think no longer
Hatred grows the heart to weaken
Resentment will never soothe the pain

‎"Love means not having to say I love you
For a man's love is not about what they say.
It's about what they are willing to do."

If you can't get someone out of your head, maybe they are supposed to be there

Just keep moving forward. You'll get there anyhow.

Don't let anyone make you feel you don't deserve what you desire.
The more they look down on you,
the more should you struggle
to prove them wrong. ,")

For now, across this distance between us, I shall send you kisses on the wings of butterflies, and keep my hope that soon, my kisses will be given without the need for a messenger. - Author unknown

The truth about diversity is that, one can get the chance to manifest their empathetic understanding of tradition, belief, culture and religion that are totally different from their own.

Let love flow from you like a river
to reach out to all that are in your life
and to all that are no

‎"Where the mind weakens the heart takes over"

Love someone for who they are
Accept them for who they are not
Understand them at their worst
And help them to bring out their best

‎"You are the author of your life and everyone else is your reader."

During those times when you feel like giving up, let your mind rest from worries and listen to what your heart always says: "Everything comes down to love in the end."

Don't let anyone make you feel you don't deserve what you desire. The more they look down on you, the more should you struggle to prove them wrong

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end. - Carolyn Myers

Take this time to make every day a holiday! The true meaning of the holidays comes from opening your heart to life

If u experienced rejection or hate to any one else be thankful instead of being hurt and bitter, it has a cause and effect thing if you want to be a good hands or not. No one in this world are will be trusted most but God is the answer of everything weather you like it or not you will be back in God's arms

‎"Shoot for what is deepest in your heart and be the woman that you always wanted to be."

Can miles truly separate you from friends? If you want to be with someone you love aren't you already there? - Richard Bach

God brings men into deep waters not to drown them but to cleanse them. - John Aughey

To be an optimist, you need not only to see your life in a picturesque view and feel happy about it but also to be just as happy when, looking at the side, your friend's life has a better view.

"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up." - Jesse Jackson

With you I could never be alone
Our love is carved in a stone
Tomorrow when the sun rises
Everything is coming up roses

I will permit no man nor woman to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him/her. - Booker T. Washington

Just like the wind that blows
with sound the echo it throws
Whatever you do...
bounces back to you

‎"There is no point in beating yourself up over what is yet to come.The present has enough worries for you to think about.

"Everyone is a beautiful soul. We can always find something good in others if we choose to do so. We might be surprised at how wonderful people can be once we get to their inner core...to their inner being."

‎"Just because people hurt you doesn't mean you have the right to hurt them too."

‎"In time you'll be able to expand your threshold for pain and the more they come the better you become."

‎"Let love flow from you like a river and reach out to all that are in your life and to all that are not."

‎"FAITH means to stand up straight when the world is turned upside down."

‎"To believe that what you envision is already done is a manifestation of your determination to succeed despite all odds"

‎"My way of life is to live life my way."

‎"It's not the view. It's how you view it."

~♥~Remember today to rest for awhile and allow the cosmic waves of peace and love wash over my body to renew each tiny cell. ~♥~ .

Happiness is not sought after. It dwells within
your inner ability to choose
Contentment over Disappointment
Forgiveness over Resentment
Love over Hatred
Life over Existence

And while it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfillment in being ordinary...

‎"Expectations are good if set on yourself not on others."

"Don't be a flower that never fades, be the one that wilts but has sown some seeds."

The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all mankind

we all make mistakes...
its how we come back from the mistakes that matters

with every great relationship..., comes, great burdens...trials,obstacles,
and the strength of the two people in love to carry it...

‎"Listen to your heart and use your brain to understand the Logic of Love".

Someone asked? how does it feel when the one you love is falling for someone else?....after a deep sigh.... its like a cactus,the tightier you hug the more it hurts....

There are people who may try to destroy you but how you react is what makes you. Never define yourself by unwise reactions especially when someone just simply entices you to do so.

When we have pain we wish the world stops and heal with us. If it does that for everyone, I don't think the world will ever move.

You feel more when you want less

The most invaluable lessons in life are those learned the hardest way.

Don't be a flower that never fades. Be the one that wilts but has sown some seeds

When the mind weakens, let the heart take over

Anything is worth giving if the thought comes from within

You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.

Life isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and go for broke.
- Eliot Wiggington

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
- Ben Stein

Just like the wind that blows
with sound the echo it throws
Whatever you do...
bounces back to you

‎"There is no point in beating yourself up over what is yet to come.The present has enough worries for you to think about.

"Everyone is a beautiful soul. We can always find something good in others if we choose to do so. We might be surprised at how wonderful people can be once we get to their inner core...to their inner being."

‎"Just because people hurt you doesn't mean you have the right to hurt them too."

‎"In time you'll be able to expand your threshold for pain and the more they come the better you become."

‎"Let love flow from you like a river and reach out to all that are in your life and to all that are not."

‎"FAITH means to stand up straight when the world is turned upside down."

‎"To believe that what you envision is already done is a manifestation of your determination to succeed despite all odds"

‎"My way of life is to live life my way."

‎"It's not the view. It's how you view it."

~♥~Remember today to rest for awhile and allow the cosmic waves of peace and love wash over my body to renew each tiny cell. ~♥~ .

Happiness is not sought after. It dwells within
your inner ability to choose
Contentment over Disappointment
Forgiveness over Resentment
Love over Hatred
Life over Existence

And while it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfillment in being ordinary...

‎"Expectations are good if set on yourself not on others."

"Don't be a flower that never fades, be the one that wilts but has sown some seeds."

The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all mankind

we all make mistakes...
its how we come back from the mistakes that matters

with every great relationship..., comes, great burdens...trials,obstacles,
and the strength of the two people in love to carry it...

‎"Listen to your heart and use your brain to understand the Logic of Love".

Someone asked? how does it feel when the one you love is falling for someone else?....after a deep sigh.... its like a cactus,the tightier you hug the more it hurts....

There are people who may try to destroy you but how you react is what makes you. Never define yourself by unwise reactions especially when someone just simply entices you to do so.

When we have pain we wish the world stops and heal with us. If it does that for everyone, I don't think the world will ever move.

You feel more when you want less

The most invaluable lessons in life are those learned the hardest way.

Don't be a flower that never fades. Be the one that wilts but has sown some seeds

When the mind weakens, let the heart take over

Anything is worth giving if the thought comes from within

You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.

Life isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and go for broke.
- Eliot Wiggington

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
- Ben Stein

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have.

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

Our lives are like a candle in the wind.

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.
- Grandma Moses

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.
- Kahlil Gibran

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
- Robert Byrne

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve had, and I’m not sad because I have it no longer.

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
- Danny Kaye

Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.

A life without cause is a life without effect.
- Barbarella

Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life.
- George Sand

Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.
- Kathy Norris

Our own life is the instrument with which we experiment with the truth.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein

I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
- Jack Handey

There is only one success – to be able to spend your life in your own way.
- Christopher Morley

May you live all the days of your life.

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2011-11-09T14:30:00.000-08:00

My Battery is Low 10% █ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲] I gotta Sleep

Like" if you
DON'T smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~

"Comment" If you Smoke..:-(

Relationship stages:

Strangers → Friends → Close Friends →
↓ ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ╝
Crush → Relationship → Heartbroken → Strangers

"Music is my life."
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Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You’re looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.

That amazing moment when you post a comment on facebook and everyone likes it.

In the restaurant window, “Eat now Pay waiter.”

Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like frantically getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.

My wife had auto correct way before the iPhone.

Some thoughts should stay in your head.

You may not like what I do or my different view but that’s why I’m me, and not you

Don’t be like cigarettes, people buy you when they need you and step on you when they finish from you, but be like drugs, they DIE if they don’t have you..

You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.

If you wanna be successful in life, you have to work hard for it, but party harder.

Good morning. You are beautiful inside and out. Hit your day head on knowing this, and everything will be just fine.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize that you`re wrong.

Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.

The “people you may know” feature on FB should be renamed to “people that you know, but deliberately choose not to be friends with.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house!

If we're good friends, there's an 80% chance I've texted you mid-poop.

That awkward moment when your friend steals your Facebook status update and gets a ton more "likes" than you did.

I LOVE BEATING WOMEN... to the door so I can open it for them.

I always feel like I just passed my Best If Used By date.

I watched all 3 Toy Story movies today and I must admit, I was little bit surprised that none of Andy's Mom's 'toys' appeared even once. Do you think it was because they thought it might confuse the kids that there is more then one Buzz and Woody?

Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Whore Day.

Had my wife's hearing tested today because she's always yelling. Turns out she's just a bitch.

When things don't add up in your life, start subtracting!

‎"Thought about buying self help book but then I realized perfection can't be helped.

Don’t kid yourself, we know you’re not “offline” on Facebook chat.

If we never learned to share when we were in Kindergarten, there would be no Facebook.

If you watch Godzilla backwards its about a dinosaur who passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal.

Stopping the microwave at 0:01 because you're a bomb defuse expert.

To all the people who failed out of high school, just remember 2 things: 1) At least you tried your best, and 2) I said NO tomatoes on my burger, bitch!

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

My healthcare plan is pretty simple. I’m covered as long as I stay healthy.

You know, it wasn't always called bipolar. It used to be called "being a bitch!"

I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream.

If you're purchasing a pregnancy test from the Dollar Store, I think we both know you can't afford a positive.

If you're not supposed to misuse cough syrup, then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?

I only say "bless you" twice. If you sneeze a third time I assume it didn't take and you're a demon who must be destroyed.

If you were born in the 90′s The best P.E. lessons involved a Rainbow colored parachute!

There's no "I" in meat, but there's "me" and "eat", now how can vegans argue with that kind of logic?

PSA: You may “love” your boyfriend, But we’d all appreciate it if you didn’t post it on Facebook every thirty seconds, thanks.

Don't steal... The government hates competition.

I found my girlfriend dead the other day. She just laid there lifeless so I decided to F_ _k her one last time. Then all of a sudden she jumped up and shouted 'BOO!' I swear some people are just sick in the head!

That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

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2011-07-26T12:56:00.000-07:00

"Music is my life."
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That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it.

“OMG ARE YOU OK!?” ‘Oh yeah I’m fine, I Just like bleeding for fun.’

Babe, I know that bleaching your mustache will make it less obvious, but it still tickles. So make me feel less gay and wax that motherfcker!

My wife had auto correct way before the iPhone

If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.

Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You're looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies

From what I understand about the female experience, the period should be called something more drastic, like the exclamation point.

They say couples should never go to bed angry. That’s why married people always look so tired.

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

"Dad, I'm hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad." "Dad, I'm serious!" "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I'm Dad."

Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like frantically getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because my standards have been set unrealistically high after mentally dating a celebrity

Here’s a joke for all you mind readers out there…

In the restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”

loves it when the person ringing me up asks me if that's all. Uhhhhh no, I'd also like to buy all of this invisible sh!t, too.

Anybody who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn’t know the first thing about women or fractions.

"Never take 'No' for an answer!" ...said the rapist.

Facebook – Where people go from SINGLE to IN A RELATIONSHIP to MARRIED to IT’S COMPLICATED then SINGLE in one day.

Dear Auto-Correct, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. What the He'll? You piece of SHUT!

Monday?! But, I wasnt even finished with Saturday yet

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is ツ

LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes...

Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)

The awkward moment when you're at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog.

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again.

Dear life. When I asked if my day could get worse it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

The awkward moment when you check the price tag… and sadly, go away.

I like talking to myself, answering myself, and laughing at my own jokes.

3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die. ♥

Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5.

The awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low.

LIKE if you hate when someone tags you in a horrible picture.

That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while telling a joke and when your finally done your friends doesn't even get it.

The awkward moment when you're late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone.

There are two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know.

LIKE if you do this: Waking up and checking your Facebook like its the morning paper.

The awkward moment when someone says something to you for the fifth time and you still don’t know what they said.

LIKE IF:Losing your phone in your blanket, then having to throw the blanket around until it falls out.

"Who's that?" "What are they doing?" "What's happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".

People think I'm in a bad mood just because I'm being quiet.
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"LOL" is the new way of saying "I really have nothing to say."

That awkward moment when your dancing, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the WHOLE time.

The awkward moment when someone catches you staring at them.

That awkward moment when someone spells your name wrong on Facebook even though your name is RIGHT THERE!

Today I went on thesaurus.com & searched “ninjas”. The computer told me “Ninjas cannot be found”. Well played, ninjas, well played.

"Dad I'm hungry." "Nice to meet you hungry!" "Dad, I'm serious..." "I thought you were hungry?" "Are you kidding?!" "No, I'm Dad."

Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it.

Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.

The awkward moment when the person you like is online and you just open the chat window but don't know what to say.

When someone smells nice, it automatically makes them more attractive.

What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . . It's a place where a Guy posts a joke, he gets No Response... and if a Girl posts the same Joke, She gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests.

3 words, 8 letters, 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, 1 emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU !

Don't feel special I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

The awkward moment when someone walks in on you singing to yourself.

Facebook = Heavily populated city. Twitter = Just a vacation spot. Myspace = A ghost town.

I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I've been hurt but I'm alive. I'm human, I'm not perfect but I'm thankful.

Don't leave something good to see if you can find better, because once you realize you had the best, the best found better.

Dear iTunes, Please realize that when I put you on "shuffle", I mean "play all of my favorite songs". Sincerely, skip... skip... skip...

That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and you end up walking in the same direction.

The awkward moment when you get into one little fight and your mum gets scared and makes you move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air.

▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %

Talking louder does not make you any less wrong.

The best 2 days of school are always the first and the last.

The awkward moment when someone brings up an embarrassing moment from your past that you do not wish to be reminded of.

I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now, he'll never have any friends.

True: This is just Facebook, and not English class, but Damn can some of y'all at least type so we can understand what you're trying to say?

The awkward moment when you're singing really loudly to a song and then someone changes it without warning.

Boys insult each other, but they really don't mean it. Girls compliment each other but they don't mean it either.

My teacher always is talking to her imaginary friend named "Class".

The awkward moment when halfway through telling a story you realize it is pointless.

I looked up "thesaurus" in my thesaurus and it says "Don't be a smart-ass".

Dear Facebook, I can't believe you still haven't gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube.

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Being single doesn't mean you know nothing about love. Sometimes, its wiser to be alone than with the wrong person.

Why do they try to make pet food in TV commercials look good to humans?

Unwritten Facebook rule #5 : If that person isn’t in the photo, don’t tag them.

Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone, The shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting deleted.

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D

Why cant they make the whole week out of Saturdays?

It doesn't matter what other people think about you. The only thing that matters is that you are happy with who you are.

That awkward moment when you get tagged in a photo on a night, at a place that you said you weren't...

There will be always that one teacher asking you a question and your friend next to you whispering the answer.

People who gossip with you, most likely gossip about you.

♥ Love me now ♥ Love me never ♥ But if You Love Me ♥ Love me Forever ♥

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should & let go of what you can't change

Your life is a book; don’t jump to the end to see if it’s worth it. Just enjoy life and fill those pages with beautiful memories.

A boy gave a girl 13 roses, 12 were real, one was fake,then the boy said to the girl, I will love you till the last rose dies.

I turn down my radio to park my car.

That awkward moment when the dentist asks you a question while their whole hand is shoved in your mouth.

The past is history, the future is a mystery, today is a gift...thats why they call it the "present"!

I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It's nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don't feel like talking.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

You wanna know who's amazing & has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again :)

That awkward moment when you throw your phone because you’re angry, then get freaked out that it might be broken & wonder why you threw it.

The awkward moment when you think you're talking to your friend but then realize you're talking to a stranger beside you.

Does anyone really "Laugh Out Loud" when they write LOL?

I believe in sharing the road with other drivers. They can have the part behind me.

The awkward moment when you attempt to tickle someone's armpit and end up feeling the moist on your fingers.

Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers

No one can promise they'll never hurt you, because at one time or another they will. The real promise is if the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end.

When I say I want someone with a sense of humor I mean I want someone with MY sense of humor.

When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.

I'd agree with you but then we would both be wrong.

People will forget what U said, people will forget what U did, but people will never forget how U made them feel -Maya Angelou

Some chick told me to get lost so I bought every season on DVD.

There are two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know.

Memories make us who we are. Dreams make us who we will become.

That awkward moment when your in the car driving, singing loud and your phone decides to call someone and they just listen...

Facebook Status Decorations

2011-07-05T09:40:00.000-07:00

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Funny Facebook Status 2

2010-11-09T09:39:00.000-08:00

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LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is ツ

The awkward moment when you're at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog.

LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes...

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again.

Dear life. When I asked if my day could get worse it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

The awkward moment when you check the price tag… and sadly, go away.

The awkward moment when someone says something to you for the fifth time and you still don’t know what they said.

LIKE if you do this: Waking up and checking your Facebook like its the morning paper.

Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5.

LIKE IF:Losing your phone in your blanket, then having to throw the blanket around until it falls out.

People think I'm in a bad mood just because I'm being quiet.

I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever.

That awkward moment when sarcasm doesn’t work in a text.

3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die. ♥

The awkward moment when someone catches you staring at them.

How come Facebook only has apps that let us send kisses, hugs and smiles? where are the I hate you, you suck, I wish you would get run over by a bus apps??

(your name) is…

"HATED BY MANY...WANTED BY PLENTY...DISLIKED BY SOME...CONFRONTED BY NONE.
too cool for school.
constantly evolving.
intelligently designing.
the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude.
a day late and a dollar short.
eating a PB&J sammich.
the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.
flossing with angel hair pasta.
creatively disabled currently.
preparing for a meeting with Chuck Norris. What should I WEAR??!?!
watching some dude and some chick fight to tell someone else what not to wear.
definitely not watching what not to wear.
definitely not watching oprah.
selling my roomates $hit on eBay.
forcing my dog to learn how to google.
teaching the cat how to be a ninja.
about to mail my check for $1500 to nigeria for the $15million lottery i just won! Cya later SUCKAS!!
watching every matrix followed by every star wars followed by every LOTR. Which incidentally adds up to exactly 24hours.
snail mailing a snail. Just to say I did it.
sexual healing.
eating pizza but not the italian kind.. the taco bell kind.
one day older than I was yesterday.
crying for no particular reason other than the fact that my cat spontaneously combusted!
happy that you finally broke up with that slut. Now I can tell you VIA facebook update that I boinked her.
kissing a girl and may or may not be liking it.
mediocre at best.

Has…

zero tolerance for lactose intolerance.
> $20 in my bank acct. Drinks on you homie.
20/20 hearing!
a giant hangover octopus stuck to my head.
run out of time on my parking meter.
google’d and google’d until my little paws hurt.
ninety nine problems however, a biotch is not currently one. (this can coincide with a recent “in a relationship)
just added a friend I don’t even know.
noticed your mother has been calling me a lot, wondering whats that about?
just bought a cadillac, throwing some D’s on that bitch.
actually won the nigerian lottery!
puked more than twice today.
sold the dudes car who keep parking in my spot on eBay. SUCKA!!!
made my car into a hybrid by siphoning gas out of your tank.
noticed that your looking a little fat lately, you should really do something about that.
seen pictures of you naked on the internet.

was…

asleep until you just called me… ass!
watching football when it just hit me, football is extremely gay.
dancing with the stars.
drunk dialing but luckily my mom stopped me. Thanks MADD (motha’s against drunk dialing)
googling pop tarts. God I LOVE POP TARTS!
snorting salt… Don’t, it stings.
watching 2girls1cup and now i am puking.
scouring youtube for the naked videos that somehow make it through.
listening to the latest britney spears record…….. i mean… definately not listening to britney spears.

New Status Ideas for your Facebook Status :)

2010-09-06T11:50:00.000-07:00

you know when i'm in the club because your heart beats faster...

Love can wait ♥

When putting on makeup make sure you don't end up looking like a fag.

A great relationship isn't when perfect couple comes together, but imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

"However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship."

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

Did u know that when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack'em in the head

________ is loving how Facebook lets me stalk all you more efficiently

what did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?....it might take awhile to get me hard....I just got layed by this chick. :)

________ if i were a clown my clown name would totally be Chuckles Norris

The U.S. has instituted a new program that allows people to trade in their overweight children for money. They call it cash for chunkers.

Isn't it ironic how we ignore the ones that adore us, adore the ones that ignore us, love the ones that hurt us and hurt the ones that love

________ wants to sue Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations

Says: As a dyslexic I realized I better give up atheism. I was up all night wondering if there really was a dog

Losing your Job: minus $500 per week ~ Moving back in with your parents: minus future spouse ~ Proving how cool U R to the world 24/7 Via Facebook: PRICELESS!

________ thinks it's kind of strange that when you take the stu off of studying...it's just dying.

Thats it.... ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ The next one of you mother f..kers that pokes me is getting it !!!!!

Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes? A: Almost boobs B: Barely there C: Can do D: Damn good E: Enormous and F for Fak

Traffic Accident Report: A Man was hit by a dodge earlier today, which i find very ironic

Just a warning that on April Fool's Day, my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up to a level bordering on psychosis . Mar 31, 2010

_______ is so two-thousand-and-ten. You're so two-thousand-and-when.

Top 20 Facebook Status Updates

2010-07-07T13:33:00.000-07:00

When you raise your arms, your B.O can K.O someone. Please, invest in some deodorant.

The trumpeter blew it while auditioning for the symphony.

When I say 'I MISS SCHOOL' it means my 'FRIENDS AND THE FUN' not the 'SCHOOL'

Getting older means I no longer have the energy to do many of the things I enjoy in life, for example being awake.

I remember going on a school field trip, and realizing the bus ride was the best part.

Edward isn't a vampire. He lives in a forest, he doesn't eat people and he sparkles... He's obviously a fairy.

Consider power as NOT getting people to obey you but getting people to work in harmony with you with the go

______ is always told alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk.

______ is waiting for boomerangs to make a comeback

______ reminds us that two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane

______ Wow, it's beautiful outside. I should probably do something... Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen.

_____ Smile and the whole world smiles with you, Fart and enjoy some quiet time.

______ says never put off till tomorrow what you can just ignore indefinitely

______ You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me

____ says yes I admit I'm STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

facebook is the only place where it is acceptable to talk to a wal

......Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass....

...the words 'multi-tasking' were invented for the day women had to learn to juggle housework with Facebook

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

______ is so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything, which always leads to something, cuts into the nothing and then forces him to have to drop everything

Wow, it's beautiful outside. I should probably do something... Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen.

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New facebook Status Updates

2010-07-04T01:45:00.000-07:00

1. ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц =)

2. _____ is i wish life came with a remote to ◄◄ rewind ► play ▌▌pause ►► fast forward or sometimes just mute.

3. ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:

4. _____ is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

5. Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect..

6. Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile

7. -► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.

8. ~ Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible that way

9. My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & it’s broken. Not sure who won the fight

10. battery low please charge! 1% █ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅]

Graphics Status

2009-11-16T09:27:00.000-08:00

Below are cool graphics you can put in your Facebook status

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3. --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death

4. ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬

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7. coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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9. is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?

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ஜ۩۞۩ஜ YOU ஜ۩۞۩ஜ

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(≧ω≦) o(≧o≦)o (⋋▂⋌)

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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

٩(×̯×)۶ {｡^◕‿◕^｡} (ñ_ñ)

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LOL:
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Cupid:
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Love Eyes: ♥‿♥ ✿♥‿♥✿
• I love you
╔♫═╗╔╗ ♥
╚╗╔╝║║♫═╦╦╦╔╗
╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣
╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝
ஜ۩۞۩ஜ YOU ஜ۩۞۩ஜ
• Money shapes for facebook:
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅2οο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
• Footsteps made with facebook symbols:
———-Oooo—
———–(—-)—
————)–/—-
————(_/-
—-oooO—-
—-(—)—-
—–\–(–
——\_)-
———–Oooo—
———–(—-)—
————)–/—-
————(_/-
—-oooO—-
—-(—)—-
—–\–(–
——\_)-
• Happy birthday:
╔♫╗────────╔═╦╗─♫╗╔╗─╔╗─♥──
║╩╠═╦═╦═╦╦╗║╚╠╬╦╣╚╣╚╦╝╠═╦╦╗
║╦║╬║╬║╬║║║║╔║║╔╣╔╣║║╬║╬║║║
╚╩╩╩╣╔╣╔╬╗║♫═╩╩╝╚═╩╩╩═╩╩╬╗║
────♫╝╚╝╚═╝─────────────╚═♥
ஜ۩۞۩ஜ YOUR NAME HERE ஜ۩۞۩ஜ
• Tanks:
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Quotes

2009-11-16T09:10:00.000-08:00

Heres what i found lately in my friends status :)

“I have no regrets in my life. I think that everything happens to you for a reason. The hard times that you go through build character, making you a much stronger person.”

is "Doing excellent shopping today"
is "the lord of the bus!"
is "not pyramid selling!"

_____ is a posh spaz.
_____ is a jizz cock.
_____ is a piss kidney.
_____ is being fucked by King Kong.

is gradually sliding into a fuckbuddy arrangement.
is in the Ardennes.
is definitely king of the hippy jungle.
is Louis Theroux with his wry smile at the orgy.

... does not need therapy
... spoilt it all by saying something stupid like, i, like you
... is driving johnson's bima, driving johnson's bullshit

is having a mushroom s3x party all over your flat while your chomping on a bratwurst and dancing to the oompah band like a total d1ck.

is the ruhr
is eating frozen oven chips out of the bag until he's sick
is learning to heal and grow
is having a laugh Jeremy, a bloody good laugh
is not co-managing a pub called the Swan and Paedo
has dodged a bullet there
is not wearing them, they're Hitler's boots
is ordering you to piss

__________ is a dirty hobbit!
__________ knows Kerry, you know Cancer Kerry
__________is 85% sure he's stright
__________has got a bass loop for our track that is so good that when he tried turning it off, he physically couldn't do it

is exactly the kind of person who would be gay and repress it even to himself
___ is strapping on the nosebag, and eating some serious work

.....not Hitler in his bunker, he was really under the cosh... Mind you, at least he had a girlfriend.

.....is bowling all right, I'm bowling FRUIT! I've reached the next level, I've gone BEYOND!

....is paying back. In FEAR DOLLARS!

....as shot you Jeff. With a bullet made of Scottish finance regulations.

...is a firestarter, a twisted firestarter!
...is thinking this night, if a bit strange, is going extremely fucking well!
...is disovering the magical combination of beauty and low self-esteem.
...thinks this crack is really moreish.
...is out tonight, because the Beastie Boys fought, and possibly died, for my right to party.
....IS james bond.
...is a beared concubine.
...is going to make you a real life indecent proposal.

... is too hungry to jump!
... is a serious power tripper for being all over Toni's rizla game
... took 4 grams of coke to calm himself
... draws vicious cartoons of you, and wraps them in sausage meat and calls you a sausage muncher

Funny Status Idea 1

2009-11-16T08:12:00.000-08:00

Facebook Status Ideas

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
It’s not “When Wild Animals Attack!” as much as it is “When Stupid People Get Bit.”
When they say “instant credit,” don’t they actually mean “instant debt”?
Sports: 44,999 Runners Lose NYC Marathon
I leave notes on people’s windshields telling them I smashed their car and did an amazing job fixing it.
Just be yourself, you idiot.
I’m disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn’t have an epic Farmville scene.
In general, girls don’t like to be described as “beefy”. Even if you love beef.
I asked if she liked my handsome face or my sexy body. After looking me up and down, she said my sense of humor.
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun.
“has just made the internet eight words longer”
“is moving through time at an incredible speed”
“has the force”
“is too drunk to update his status”
“is on your mind”
“wants to know why Facebook wants to know what he’s doing”
“is on a wing and a prayer”
“is raising the terror level”
“is slippery when wet”
“is making the most of right now”
“is a friend in need”
“is number one, so why try harder?”
“is open to suggestions”
“is beating his current record for number of consecutive days alive”
“is proof reading to make sure he hasn’t any words out”
“just had a reality cheque….it bounced”
“is playing russian roulette”
“is poking himself”
“wonders what the word for “dots” looks like in braille”
“places you under a pedestal”
“wonders how you know when you have run out of invisible ink?”
“just got scared half to death…..twice”
“is planning on being spontaneous….tomorrow”
“wonders why Japanese kamikaze pilots bothered wearing helmets”
“wonders if dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa”

Funny Status Update

2009-11-16T08:07:00.000-08:00

James People reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).

jake Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

love I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case.

menka It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.

Mike How To Be A Hero tip: When destroying the enemy be sure to kill all the criminals in reverse order of importance before confronting the kingpin himself.

Ron went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

leah Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead.

fritz What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it?... Next week.

yen My wife said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.

wenna Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.

leah Hi, my name is Damimeve. The 'mime' is silent.

jake got her test results back this morning and is shocked to find that she's been diagnosed with OCD. She's rung the doctors nine times to check if they're correct.

New facebook Funny Status Ideas

2009-11-16T08:03:00.000-08:00

Jake used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.

Dave is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...

Ricky dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)

Dale says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Kate is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd

Dave is wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.

Rob is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

Jane doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.

John ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95

Shayne is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark

Love thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"

Jane before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!

Random Cool Facebook Status Tags

2009-11-16T07:48:00.000-08:00

Newly Contributed facebook Status ideas. ENJOY!

1. taking a test in invisible ink... wait, the pen was out of ink.

2. This weekend drained all my energy. Good thing i generated more energy from the electric fence.

3. is currently not wearing any pants...

4. is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars? is made with 10% real juice! is to sexy for this status! is [...]

5. After (M)onday n (T)uesday, even d week says WTF !!!

6. hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.

7. Eating Bologna & Peanut Butter sandwiches. Don’t knock it till you try it.

8. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

9. So much to time, so little do.

10. You don’t drink, you don’t smoke… what do you do?

Welcome Facebook Buddies

2009-11-16T07:26:00.000-08:00

Welcome to my personal collection of cute and cool facebook status messages and quotes !. Most are my originals and some are contributions... You too can contribute and send me your original facebook status messages and quotes, email them at dinoponz(at)gmail.com :)
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