New Status Ideas for your Facebook Status :)

you know when i'm in the club because your heart beats faster...

Love can wait ♥

When putting on makeup make sure you don't end up looking like a fag.

A great relationship isn't when perfect couple comes together, but imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

"However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship."

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

Did u know that when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack'em in the head

________ is loving how Facebook lets me stalk all you more efficiently

what did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?....it might take awhile to get me hard....I just got layed by this chick. :)


________ if i were a clown my clown name would totally be Chuckles Norris

The U.S. has instituted a new program that allows people to trade in their overweight children for money. They call it cash for chunkers.


Isn't it ironic how we ignore the ones that adore us, adore the ones that ignore us, love the ones that hurt us and hurt the ones that love


________ wants to sue Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations

Says: As a dyslexic I realized I better give up atheism. I was up all night wondering if there really was a dog



Losing your Job: minus $500 per week ~ Moving back in with your parents: minus future spouse ~ Proving how cool U R to the world 24/7 Via Facebook: PRICELESS!



________ thinks it's kind of strange that when you take the stu off of studying...it's just dying.


Thats it.... ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ The next one of you mother f..kers that pokes me is getting it !!!!!


Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes? A: Almost boobs B: Barely there C: Can do D: Damn good E: Enormous and F for Fak



Traffic Accident Report: A Man was hit by a dodge earlier today, which i find very ironic



Just a warning that on April Fool's Day, my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up to a level bordering on psychosis . Mar 31, 2010


_______ is so two-thousand-and-ten. You're so two-thousand-and-when.