Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
I would fly you to the moon and back if you’ll be . . . if you’ll be my baby.
All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.
Flirtation: attention without intention.
Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.
Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
You’re so sweet there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store.
Let make it short and simple, I love you.
I’m an organ donor, need anything?
You remind me of my next girlfriend.
My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?
Beauty is power and a smile is its sword.
It’s okay ….. you dont have to stop staring …….. that just means you’re interested.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?
A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.
Single and looking… anyone wanna be found?
Can’t wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.
Can I borrow a quarter?
-What for?
I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. -William Shakespeare
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. -Joan Rivers
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -Emo Philips
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -Cary Grant
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. - Gloria Leonard
Graze on my lips, and if those hills are dry, Stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie. -William Shakespeare
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. -Redd Foxx
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein
I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.-Mariella Frostrup
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials. -Ronald Knox
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. -Yul Brynner
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. -Tallulah Bankhead
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. -Garry Shandling
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. -Alexandre Dumas
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. -Margaret Smith
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. -Bob Rubin
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. -Arthur Hoppe
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it. -Roald Dah
There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -Woody Allen
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. -Sharon Stone
When lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Any piece of clothing can be sexy provided it is a very passionate woman inside it.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need place.
I remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns
