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Amazing Everyday Status
If you had to describe your mood today with a song, which one would it be?
FACEBOOK, The second most popular word that starts with “F” and ends with “K”.
I wish you could click “save as” on puppies.
When you can’t put your prayer into words, God hears your heart.
I hate it when facebooks always asking me what is on my mind, becoz its always you and i wont share you.
Why dont you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook?
Too young to know, not old enough to care.
Sometimes, we must be apart before we can see that we`re way much better together.
If you really want to know how my heart is feeling, look into my eyes ’cause they never lie..
I am wanted by many. I am looking at some. I am taken by none. But I am waiting for one.
I’m not addicted to facebook, facebook is addicted to me, Facebook needs me so i cannot leave it all alone.
Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people..
There is nothing better than a home cooked meal made by the loving hands of a mother.
Life is like Facebook, you have friends but all they do is play games.
Two things are infinite, The universe & human stupidity, I’m not sure about the universe.
Facebook is boring when the person you want to be online is not..
You’re nothing short of my everything.
Easter is better than christmas. Santa only brings presents to good little boys and girls. The easter bunny doesn’t judge.
Remembering a man who died to remind us that goodness trumps evil and that forgiveness and mercy is more powerful than sin.
If you think getting up on Sunday morning is hard, try rising from the dead!
Happy easter everyone, May you all be safe and sound in the loving arms of family and friends!Enjoy..
May all of you share an easter that’s bright and sunny, too filled with love and happiness in every way for you.
Easter Sunday the day that Jesus rose from the dead, looked Satan in the eye’s and said, “Game over”
I’m a peep, no not a peep from Easter, so don’t eat me.
Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
If I were an egg, I’d crack myself up.
Think YOU’RE stressed?? Think of what Jesus’ last day was like, Now your day doesn’t seem so bad, huh?
You walked up on Calvary for me. You didn’t answer for you were just. You died for me so that I would have everlasting life. Thank you for the Cross.
I’m going to change my Facebook name to NO ONE so whenever I like someone’s Status it will say “NO ONE LIKES YOUR STATUS”
You’ll just never know so many emotions I choose not to show.
Is Ur name lucky charms? Because u look magically delicious.
Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
I am so lucky to have a mother like you. If you weren’t in my life there is no telling where I would be. I love you Mom!
Just relax and accept the Exam Life would be boring without it
Everything happens for a reason and there are no mistakes in life.
You will never value the things you buy, as much as the things that can’t be bought.
Wants to remind you that even though you can not go back and make a brand new start, you can always start NOW and make a brand new ending..
Life is all about give and take, If you’re not willing to give, then don’t plan on taking..
The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
3 things I want in a relationship – Eyes that wont cry; lips than wont lie; and love that wont die.
The greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and differences and still finds you absolutely amazing.
Life is simple, we make it complicated..
Love your enemies.It’ll confuse them..
sometimes my fabulous ness even amazes me.
You want know about who is amazing and has the cutest smile Read the first word again
coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,So when ur value increases, keep urself calm and silent
Life is good usually but at this moment life is amazing
Sometimes you have to let go of your fear to catch your destiny…
Some people only listen to, and believe what they want to hear, the truth, to them, is irrelevant.
Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.
My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments.
Strong is the new beautiful.
Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win.
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
The most positive men are the most credulous.
To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.
Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today’s events.
I am a part of all that I have met.
Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.
Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving..
decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire..
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you…
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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