Heres what i found lately in my friends status :)
“I have no regrets in my life. I think that everything happens to you for a reason. The hard times that you go through build character, making you a much stronger person.”
is "Doing excellent shopping today"
is "the lord of the bus!"
is "not pyramid selling!"
_____ is a posh spaz.
_____ is a jizz cock.
_____ is a piss kidney.
_____ is being fucked by King Kong.
is gradually sliding into a fuckbuddy arrangement.
is in the Ardennes.
is definitely king of the hippy jungle.
is Louis Theroux with his wry smile at the orgy.
... does not need therapy
... spoilt it all by saying something stupid like, i, like you
... is driving johnson's bima, driving johnson's bullshit
is having a mushroom s3x party all over your flat while your chomping on a bratwurst and dancing to the oompah band like a total d1ck.
is the ruhr
is eating frozen oven chips out of the bag until he's sick
is learning to heal and grow
is having a laugh Jeremy, a bloody good laugh
is not co-managing a pub called the Swan and Paedo
has dodged a bullet there
is not wearing them, they're Hitler's boots
is ordering you to piss
__________ is a dirty hobbit!
__________ knows Kerry, you know Cancer Kerry
__________is 85% sure he's stright
__________has got a bass loop for our track that is so good that when he tried turning it off, he physically couldn't do it
is exactly the kind of person who would be gay and repress it even to himself
___ is strapping on the nosebag, and eating some serious work
.....not Hitler in his bunker, he was really under the cosh... Mind you, at least he had a girlfriend.
.....is bowling all right, I'm bowling FRUIT! I've reached the next level, I've gone BEYOND!
....is paying back. In FEAR DOLLARS!
....as shot you Jeff. With a bullet made of Scottish finance regulations.
...is a firestarter, a twisted firestarter!
...is thinking this night, if a bit strange, is going extremely fucking well!
...is disovering the magical combination of beauty and low self-esteem.
...thinks this crack is really moreish.
...is out tonight, because the Beastie Boys fought, and possibly died, for my right to party.
....IS james bond.
...is a beared concubine.
...is going to make you a real life indecent proposal.
... is too hungry to jump!
... is a serious power tripper for being all over Toni's rizla game
... took 4 grams of coke to calm himself
... draws vicious cartoons of you, and wraps them in sausage meat and calls you a sausage muncher