Jake used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
Dave is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...
Ricky dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)
Dale says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Kate is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd
Dave is wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.
Rob is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
Jane doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
John ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95
Shayne is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
Love thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
Jane before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!