Random Cool Facebook Status Tags

Newly Contributed facebook Status ideas. ENJOY!

1. taking a test in invisible ink... wait, the pen was out of ink.

2. This weekend drained all my energy. Good thing i generated more energy from the electric fence.

3. is currently not wearing any pants...

4. is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars? is made with 10% real juice! is to sexy for this status! is [...]

5. After (M)onday n (T)uesday, even d week says WTF !!!

6. hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.

7. Eating Bologna & Peanut Butter sandwiches. Don’t knock it till you try it.

8. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

9. So much to time, so little do.

10. You don’t drink, you don’t smoke… what do you do?