Graphics Status

Below are cool graphics you can put in your Facebook status







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"Music is my life."
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║(O)║♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
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Min- - - - - - - - - - - -●Max.

♥℘.s. Æ ℓ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥υ♥

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♪ღ♪*•.¸¸¸.•*¨¨*•.¸¸¸.•*•♪ღ♪¸.•*¨¨*•.¸¸¸.•*•♪ღ♪•*
♪ღ♪░H░A░P░P░Y░ B░I░R░T░H░D░A░Y░░♪ღ♪
*•♪ღ♪*•.¸¸¸.•*¨¨*•.¸¸¸.•*•♪¸.•*¨¨*•.¸¸¸.•*•♪ღ♪•«


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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ *_) . -♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-
,,,,, _,—-,_/,,/ , RAWR Means .
,,,,/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ , I Love You .
_/…(…|.(…|) , In Dinosaur .
/__.-|_|–|_|

–(¯`v´¯)–_-(¯`v´¯)–
-(¯`(♥)´¯)_-(¯`(♥)´¯)-
–(_.^._)—_-(_.^._) –
-..—-|/——–__|/——-
–.—(l/)———(l/)——
—((██)).-. -((██)) _


─╔‡‡‡‡‡╗ ──♥──╔═╦══╗
╔╣┌┐┌┐╠╗─♥─╔╝┌┐┌┐╚╗
╚╣└▀└▀╠╝─♥─╝╝▀┘▀┘╚╚
─╚╗╚╝╔╝──♥──╚╗╚╝╔╝

..,,, .♥
.(.”)♥(“,)\
./☆\♥/♡\.
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╔══╗
╚╗╔╝
╔╝(¯`v´¯)
╚══`.¸.Your lover’s name

♥ . .))(
♫ .(ړײ) ♫.
♥ .«▓» ♥.
♫ ..╝╚.. ♫

☻ ♥ ☻
/█\ ./█\
Single ☑

—/\— Ashes to Ashes
—\/— Dust to Dust
—[]— Life is too short
—[]— So Party we Must!
-/\[]/\- ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
-\.[]./-
-/….\-
-\_._/-

☻/ღ˚ •。* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛★* 。 ღ˛° 。* °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ 。
/▌*˛˚ღ •˚ ˚…just sprinkling a little Love on your page. ~♥~˚ ✰* ★
/ \ ˚. ★ *˛ ˚♥* ✰。˚ ˚ღ。* ˛˚ ♥ 。✰˚* ˚ ★ღ

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╔══╗♫ *´”)
║██║ ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) ♫ ♪
║(O)║ (¸.•´ (¸.• ♫ ♪
╚══╝Take A Dirty Picture For Me, Take A Dirty Picture ;)

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╔╗╔═╦╗
║╚╣║║╚╗
╚═╩═╩═╝

ن٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱ

ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ

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2. is Loading ████████████ 99%

3. --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death

4. ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬

5. scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.

6. ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶

7. coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

8. is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd


9. is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?

10.
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┈▏╭╮╭╮▏╰┓┗━━┛┏╯┈ƁЄƛƦ ƜƖƬӇ MЄ
╭▏┃▋┃▋▏┈┃◉.◉┃☝
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♥(¯`’•.¸(¯`’•.¸*♥___♥*¸.•’´¯)¸.•’ ´¯)♥
♥♥(¯`’•.¸(¯`’•.¸♥___♥¸.•’´¯)¸.•’´ ¯)♥♥
♥♥ мιṡṡ τнε øиε ωнø ιṡ яεα∂ÿ ¸.•’´ ¯)♥♥
♥♥ τø мιṡṡ αиÿτнιиģ ƒøя ÿøυ¸.•’´ ¯)♥♥
(_¸.•’´(_¸.•’´*♥♥___♥♥*`’•.¸_)`’• .¸_)
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(¯`•.•´¯) (¯`•.•´¯)
*`•.¸(¯`•.•´¯)¸.•´
¤ º° ¤`•.¸.•´ ¤ °º


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║║╔║║╔╗ ║
╠╣╠║║║║ ║
║║╚╚╚╚╝ O


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Cute hello with line dividers for your about me box on facebook

●▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬●
Hello!
●▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬●

Pretty text box for your write something about yourself section

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Your Text Goes here
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Cute footprints picture ascii art

….oooO…………..
…..(….)…Oooo…
……)../…..(….)….
…..(_/…….)../…..
……………(_/…….

Falling stars ascii art black and white for about me box

┊　　┊　　┊　　┊
┊　　┊　　┊　　★
┊　　┊　　☆
┊　　★
☆

Crosses and hearts line text divider for about me section on your profile

† ❤ † ❤ † ❤ † ❤ †

Cool ‘turn up the volume’ with fancy letters and music notes

Tuяn Up Tнe Vσℓυмe♪

Really cool volume music box for your facebook profile

: .ılı.——Volume——.ılı.
: ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █
: Min- – – – – – – – – – -●Max

Smiley face with cute heart for about me section

♥║║
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Black and white stars design for write something area on facebook profile

★     ☆     ★
★     ☆     ★
★     ★     ☆
★     ★     ☆

Cute big I love design with hearts ascii art

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╔╝╚╗ღ╚╣║║║║╠╣
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────╔╗╔╗╔═╗╔╗╔╗╔══╗────
────║╚╝║║╚╣║║║║║╔╗║────
────║╔╗║║╔╣║╚╣╚╣╚╝║────
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…),—.(_(__) /
..// (\) ),——’
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╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!
╚╩╩╩╝

╔╗╔═╦╗
║╚╣║║╚╗
╚═╩═╩═╝

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╔♫═╗╔╗ ♥
╚╗╔╝║║♫═╦╦╦╔╗
╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣
╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝
ஜ۩۞۩ஜ YOU ஜ۩۞۩ஜ

(✿◠‿◠) (◡‿◡✿) (◕‿◕✿)

(✖╭╮✖) (≧◡≦) (¬_¬)

(◑‿◐) (◕‿-) ✖‿✖ (-’_'-)

(╥_╥) (╯_╰) (╯3╰) (o_-)

(¬‿¬) (◣_◢) (∪ ◡ ∪)

(≧ω≦) o(≧o≦)o (⋋▂⋌)

(॓_॔) (╯ಊ╰) (─‿‿─)

‹(•¿•)› (╯︵╰,) (︶︹︺)

(∩︵∩) (｡◕‿◕｡) (⊙_◎)

(~￣▽￣)~ (︶ω︶) (+_+)

(◕^^◕) (∩▂∩) (¬▂¬)

(｡♥‿♥｡) (✿ ♥‿♥) ♥╣[-_-]╠♥

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

٩(×̯×)۶ {｡^◕‿◕^｡} (ñ_ñ)

(u_u) (*_*) (º_º)


Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.

Love:
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Relationships:
1.
(¯`v´¯)
`•.¸.•´
(●̮̮̃•̃)..(●̮̮̃•̃)
/█\ ♥/█\
2.
../(,”)\♥ ♥(“.)
…/♥\. = ./█\.
.._| |_ .._| |_
Phrases:
Welcome:
╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔═╦═╦══╦═╗
║║║║╩╣╚╣═╣║║║║║╩╣
╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩╩╩╩═╝
LOL:
╔╗╔═╦╗.
║╚╣║║╚╗
╚═╩═╩═╝
Hip hop signs:
ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜ
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ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜ
●▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬●
◕MUSIC◕LOVE◕LIVE◕LAUGH◕
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♬ █▀█ █ █▀▀ █▀█ █▄█ █▀▀ ☯
❤ ♡ ❤ ♡ ❤♡ ❤ ♡ ❤ ♡ ❤ ♡ ❤♡
Peace and love sign:
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╔╗
║║╔═╦╦╦═╗
║╚╣║║║║╩╣
╚═╩═╩═╩═╝
Ska/taxi text:
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▞▞Your text here▞▞
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Chess Board:
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♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟
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♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙
♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖
Cupid:
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Happy birthday sign:
╔♫╗────────╔═╦╗─♫╗╔╗─╔╗─♥──
║╩╠═╦═╦═╦╦╗║╚╠╬╦╣╚╣╚╦╝╠═╦╦╗
║╦║╬║╬║╬║║║║╔║║╔╣╔╣║║╬║╬║║║
╚╩╩╩╣╔╣╔╬╗║♫═╩╩╝╚═╩╩╩═╩╩╬╗║
────♫╝╚╝╚═╝─────────────╚═♥
ஜ۩۞۩ஜ Friend’s NAME ஜ۩۞۩ஜ
Happy Birthday Cake:
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,,,,,,,,{/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/}
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Girl with flowers:
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Lovers facebook symbols:
../(,”)\♥ ♥(“.)
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|͇̿P͇̿ł͇̿α͇̿ч͇̿b͇̿о͇̿ч͇̿̿|
Love Eyes: ♥‿♥ ✿♥‿♥✿
• I love you
╔♫═╗╔╗ ♥
╚╗╔╝║║♫═╦╦╦╔╗
╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣
╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝
ஜ۩۞۩ஜ YOU ஜ۩۞۩ஜ
• Money shapes for facebook:
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅2οο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
• Footsteps made with facebook symbols:
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—-oooO—-
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———–Oooo—
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• Happy birthday:
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║╩╠═╦═╦═╦╦╗║╚╠╬╦╣╚╣╚╦╝╠═╦╦╗
║╦║╬║╬║╬║║║║╔║║╔╣╔╣║║╬║╬║║║
╚╩╩╩╣╔╣╔╬╗║♫═╩╩╝╚═╩╩╩═╩╩╬╗║
────♫╝╚╝╚═╝─────────────╚═♥
ஜ۩۞۩ஜ YOUR NAME HERE ஜ۩۞۩ஜ
• Tanks:
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Quotes

Heres what i found lately in my friends status :)







“I have no regrets in my life. I think that everything happens to you for a reason. The hard times that you go through build character, making you a much stronger person.”


is "Doing excellent shopping today"
is "the lord of the bus!"
is "not pyramid selling!"

_____ is a posh spaz.
_____ is a jizz cock.
_____ is a piss kidney.
_____ is being fucked by King Kong.

is gradually sliding into a fuckbuddy arrangement.
is in the Ardennes.
is definitely king of the hippy jungle.
is Louis Theroux with his wry smile at the orgy.

... does not need therapy
... spoilt it all by saying something stupid like, i, like you
... is driving johnson's bima, driving johnson's bullshit


is having a mushroom s3x party all over your flat while your chomping on a bratwurst and dancing to the oompah band like a total d1ck.

is the ruhr
is eating frozen oven chips out of the bag until he's sick
is learning to heal and grow
is having a laugh Jeremy, a bloody good laugh
is not co-managing a pub called the Swan and Paedo
has dodged a bullet there
is not wearing them, they're Hitler's boots
is ordering you to piss


__________ is a dirty hobbit!
__________ knows Kerry, you know Cancer Kerry
__________is 85% sure he's stright
__________has got a bass loop for our track that is so good that when he tried turning it off, he physically couldn't do it

is exactly the kind of person who would be gay and repress it even to himself
___ is strapping on the nosebag, and eating some serious work


.....not Hitler in his bunker, he was really under the cosh... Mind you, at least he had a girlfriend.

.....is bowling all right, I'm bowling FRUIT! I've reached the next level, I've gone BEYOND!

....is paying back. In FEAR DOLLARS!

....as shot you Jeff. With a bullet made of Scottish finance regulations.


...is a firestarter, a twisted firestarter!
...is thinking this night, if a bit strange, is going extremely fucking well!
...is disovering the magical combination of beauty and low self-esteem.
...thinks this crack is really moreish.
...is out tonight, because the Beastie Boys fought, and possibly died, for my right to party.
....IS james bond.
...is a beared concubine.
...is going to make you a real life indecent proposal.



... is too hungry to jump!
... is a serious power tripper for being all over Toni's rizla game
... took 4 grams of coke to calm himself
... draws vicious cartoons of you, and wraps them in sausage meat and calls you a sausage muncher

Funny Status Idea 1

Facebook Status Ideas


Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
It’s not “When Wild Animals Attack!” as much as it is “When Stupid People Get Bit.”
When they say “instant credit,” don’t they actually mean “instant debt”?
Sports: 44,999 Runners Lose NYC Marathon
I leave notes on people’s windshields telling them I smashed their car and did an amazing job fixing it.
Just be yourself, you idiot.
I’m disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn’t have an epic Farmville scene.
In general, girls don’t like to be described as “beefy”. Even if you love beef.
I asked if she liked my handsome face or my sexy body. After looking me up and down, she said my sense of humor.
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun.
“has just made the internet eight words longer”
“is moving through time at an incredible speed”
“has the force”
“is too drunk to update his status”
“is on your mind”
“wants to know why Facebook wants to know what he’s doing”
“is on a wing and a prayer”
“is raising the terror level”
“is slippery when wet”
“is making the most of right now”
“is a friend in need”
“is number one, so why try harder?”
“is open to suggestions”
“is beating his current record for number of consecutive days alive”
“is proof reading to make sure he hasn’t any words out”
“just had a reality cheque….it bounced”
“is playing russian roulette”
“is poking himself”
“wonders what the word for “dots” looks like in braille”
“places you under a pedestal”
“wonders how you know when you have run out of invisible ink?”
“just got scared half to death…..twice”
“is planning on being spontaneous….tomorrow”
“wonders why Japanese kamikaze pilots bothered wearing helmets”
“wonders if dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa”

Funny Status Update

James People reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).

jake Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

love I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case.

menka It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.

Mike How To Be A Hero tip: When destroying the enemy be sure to kill all the criminals in reverse order of importance before confronting the kingpin himself.

Ron went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

leah Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead.

fritz What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it?... Next week.

yen My wife said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.

wenna Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.

leah Hi, my name is Damimeve. The 'mime' is silent.

jake got her test results back this morning and is shocked to find that she's been diagnosed with OCD. She's rung the doctors nine times to check if they're correct.

New facebook Funny Status Ideas

Jake used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.

Dave is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...

Ricky dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)

Dale says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Kate is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd

Dave is wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.

Rob is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

Jane doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.

John ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95

Shayne is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark

Love thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"

Jane before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!

Random Cool Facebook Status Tags

Newly Contributed facebook Status ideas. ENJOY!

1. taking a test in invisible ink... wait, the pen was out of ink.

2. This weekend drained all my energy. Good thing i generated more energy from the electric fence.

3. is currently not wearing any pants...

4. is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars? is made with 10% real juice! is to sexy for this status! is [...]

5. After (M)onday n (T)uesday, even d week says WTF !!!

6. hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.

7. Eating Bologna & Peanut Butter sandwiches. Don’t knock it till you try it.

8. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

9. So much to time, so little do.

10. You don’t drink, you don’t smoke… what do you do?

Welcome Facebook Buddies

Welcome to my personal collection of cute and cool facebook status messages and quotes !. Most are my originals and some are contributions... You too can contribute and send me your original facebook status messages and quotes, email them at dinoponz(at)gmail.com :)
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